Trump’s Air Force One Refrigerator Upgrade to Cost $24M

Trump’s Air Force One Refrigerator Upgrade to Cost $24M: The Trump administration has just signed a new contract with Boeing to upgrade two food refrigeration chilling systems on Air Force One for a whopping $24 million.

Gee, at those prices, let’s hope they at least got free delivery. Wonder if the White House is signed up for Amazon Prime? Anyway, to be completely fair, I’ve also read that our astronaut’s spacesuits cost well over a million bucks each. On the other hand, they do come with two pairs of pants - so there’s that. The way I look at it, who cares how expensive something Trump orders costs? Hell, he never pays his suppliers anyway.

Sure, paying $24 million for a couple of lousy refrigerators may seem like a lot, but what’s important to remember is that Trump also just imposed a 30% tariff on all appliance imports. Keep that up and before you know it, we'll ALL be paying $24 million for a refrigerator. Good grief, I shudder to think how many cheeseburgers you can hold in a $24 million refrigerator. Guess that’s one way to show the world that the plane you’re flying on isn’t from some sh*thole country.

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