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World's Oldest Man Dies in Japan at 113

World's Oldest Man Dies in Japan at 113:  Japanese media reports that the “world's oldest man" Masazo Nonaka, whose family says he enjoyed watching sumo wrestling and eating sweets, has died at the age of 113.  Bingo - I like watching television and eating sweets too.  I figure that oughta mean I’m good for at least a 100 years.



Russia Police Release Model Who Claimed to Have Trump Secrets:  A model from Belarus who claimed to have evidence of Russian interference in U.S. President Donald Trump's election was freed from Russian police custody, but remains a suspect in an unrelated criminal case.  Well, now that she’s free from a Russian jail, I guess it’s off to the Saudi consulate to pick up a visa.




FDA Warns of Vaping Ban as More Teens Indulge:  Health experts and the FDA are debating whether vaping should be banned following data indicating that scores of underage smokers are engaging in the habit.  So, ban e-cigarettes, because they’re possibly dangerous, but allow real cigarettes - which kill over 480,000 Americans each year - to remain legal.  That makes total sense.  Ah, but what the hell do I care?  All I can say is - thank God that I'm only into fast food, cussing and binge drinking.

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