Amy Coney Barrett To Be Trump’s Nominee to Fill Ginsburg Seat

Amy Coney Barrett To Be Trump’s Nominee to Fill Ginsburg Seat: President Trump has told people around him that he plans to nominate federal appeals court Judge Amy Coney Barrett to fill the Supreme Court vacancy left by the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Judge Barrette is a devote Catholic and a deeply conservative jurist who, for many years described her legal career as being only a means to an end, “and that end is building the Kingdom of God.”

Well, happy days! I’m sure Judge Barrett will simply be thrilled to accept the President’s nomination for the Supreme Court - that is, assuming her husband says it’s OK. Of course, as one might expect, selecting someone who holds such deeply religious and partisan views as Judge Barrett, is likely to stir up quite a bit of controversy.

However, let’s remember what President Trump once asked, “what have you got to lose?” And, the answer is nothing - other than gay marriage, laws protecting civil liberties, the Voting Rights Act, the Right to Peacefully Assemble, the Affordable Care Act, Roe v. Wade, LGBTQ rights, environmental protections, affirmative action, accessibility to birth control and worker safety laws.

All of that aside, and on a positive note, she does photograph quite well, so I can see how a President Trump would be considerably impressed. Now, the only question that remains is, will she issue all her rulings - in the language of Ford F-150 bumper sticker slogans.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars

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Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

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