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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Downvote National Marrow Donor Program


Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Downvote National Marrow Donor Program: 
In what is being described as a move completely devoid of compassion, CNN is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and Lauren Boebert (R-CO) were the only two members of Congress who voted against a bill that would have reauthorized the National Marrow Donor Program, which matches bone marrow donors and cord blood units with patients who have leukemia and other diseases.

Now, just who in the hell would vote against a Bone Marrow Donor program?  Hell, I don’t even think Bond villains would try to pull off something that evil.  I mean, what the hell?  Could they possibly have been bought off by some pro-Leukemia Lobby group or something?  Or, perhaps they think that leukemia is really just a hoax?  Either way, I gotta hand it to them, because not only are these two “owning the Libs,” but now they’re “owning the Leukemia patients” too.


Of course, I’m pretty sure if they were ever asked, the two would immediately inform you that “this was a vote against The Deep State trying to put people on lists, so that they can suck all the bone marrow - right out of us.”  Oh, the horrors!  


Now, in their defense, about the only “donors” these two are likely to have been familiar with, are the babbling morons who give them money to fund their campaigns.  You know, people who are theoretically dumber than even these two actually are.  Anyway, I suppose if there’s anything to be learned from all of this, it’s that simply being a former “internet troll,” isn’t necessarily the best job qualification for holding public office.


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