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Trump Surgeon General Warns of Health Risks of Marijuana:  Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar and Surgeon General Jerome Adams have issued a warning, calling marijuana "a dangerous drug,” adding that President Trump will donate one-quarter of his annual government salary toward a digital campaign to raise awareness of marijuana risks. Now isn’t that interesting?  We have a guy who lives off of fast food and diet Cokes, concerned about people's health?  All I can say is, that so-called "digital awareness campaign” Trump is supposedly donating to had better hope he’s not writing them a check. Of course, I know some of you skeptics are gonna say that if banning drugs was really about a concern for public safety, wouldn’t alcohol, tobacco and opioids be illegal?  Well, I think it’s safe to assume Surgeon General Adams would respond to that by saying “it’s none of your business.” That said, the Trump people do have a point when they talk about t...

Charmin Creates 3-Month Toilet Paper Roll for Millennials:   Charmin has introduced a new “Forever Roll” toilet paper roll for millennials and people who live alone and have limited storage space - a roll that should last up to 3 months.  At first I laughed at the thought, but now that I think about it - someone could get one helluva lot of reading done if you sit on the pot for three months. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Ben & Jerry’s Wants to Offer CBD Ice Cream:   Everyone is getting into the CBD craze, and Ben & Jerry’s is no exception as the Vermont-based ice cream maker announced it would like to offer CBD-infused ice cream.  While some are praising the move, others are calling it just another cruel trick played on the lactose intolerant. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com     Scientists Pursue Universal Snakebite Cure:   Scientists in India, Kenya, Nigeria, Britain and the US, are endeavoring to find a universal ...

Companies and Pro Athletes Rushing to Jump on the CBD Wagon:   As the legal landscape for marijuana in the US rapidly changes, many companies as well as some well-known athletes like Lamar Odom, are in a frenzy to launch their own products containing cannabidiol (CBD) - a cannabis extract believed to address a whole host of health and pain issues, but without the psychoactive effects of THC. Wait a minute - Lamar Odom is recommending CBD?  Now, while I’m a huge fan of CBD, let’s be honest here - is there actually any drug anywhere that Lamar Odom doesn't recommend?     But I get why people would wanna buy their CBD from Lamar.  Because when you’re looking for ways to stay healthy, Lamar Odom would of course be right up there at the top of the list of people you’d wanna hear from. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com