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After a newspaper interview with British Defense Minister Grant Shapps revealed that the United Kingdom was in talks with Ukraine to provide military training, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) accused the British government of trying to start World War III.   Greene further added “The U.S. cannot participate.   NO AMERICA TROOPS!   We must defend our own border.” Oh, wait!  You mean the woman who has been advocating a “National Divorce” and threatening civil war here in the US (if she doesn’t get her way) - is now concerned about WW III?   Well, I’ll be!   All I can say is, for someone who seems so concerned about WWIII, she sure seems to be in one helluva lot of pics holding high-powered, military-grade automatic weapons. Besides, just what does the UK training Ukraine troops to defend themselves against a Russian invasion have to do with the US defending its southern border?  Am I missing something here?   That said, I do have to...

The Daily Beast reports that Marjorie Taylor Greene is disgusted that websites like “ Pornhub” exist and even more “horrified” that Hunter Biden may have used them.   During her keynote address at Ohio’s Putnam County “Lincoln Reagan Dinner,” Marjorie Taylor Greene discussed at length her discovery of adult film sites like Pornhub.  She told the crowd that “There is a website, you may or may not have heard about it - called Pornhub ,” Greene said.   “It is a disgusting porn website.   As a matter of fact, it should be illegal. I don’t even know why it exists.”   A disgusted Greene also claimed that “porn” will lead to the “Global downfall of manliness.”   Greene then claimed that the “only reason” she had become such an expert in adult videos is because of Hunter Biden and a laptop computer that once belonged to him, adding that she recently found out that Hunter Biden had “multiple accounts on this Pornhub , pornography, sex website,” prompting her outra...

The US House of Representatives opened Wednesday with the house clerk reading the following announcement, "I hereby appoint the Honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene to act as Speaker Pro Tempore on this day - Signed, Kevin McCarthy, Speaker of the House of Representatives.” Wow, talk about “Barbarians at the Gate!”  You mean the woman who just weeks ago basically advocated for another American civil war and a “national divorce” is now Speaker Pro Tempore of the House?   Well, all I can say is, where the hell are all those Jewish Space lasers when we REALLY need them! Gee whiz, this Kevin McCarthy guy sure seems like he’s a really “giving” sort of a fellow.  I mean, a few days ago, he even turned a whole big batch of Jan 6th video evidence right over to Tucker Carlson for his viewing pleasure.   I guess poor Tucker’s Netflix subscription must have run out or something. Anyway, not to be critical, but isn’t giving Marjorie Taylor Greene the House Speaker’s gavel, a little...

Its being reported Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert ran into each other in a Capitol bathroom, and got into a screaming match over multiple issues - including Boebert’s questionable loyalty to Speaker McCarthy.   Witnesses say Boebert was unaware that Greene was also in the bathroom, and was taken by surprise when Greene confronted her after hearing her voice.   The confrontation apparently ended with Boebert hightailing it out of the restroom while shouting at Greene, “Don’t be ugly!” Wow, how exciting!  Finally, another episode of “Middle School Mean Girls in Congress.”   Hell, we must be up to “Season 2” by now.   Anyway, I’m sure incidents like this are exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they envisioned our “Congress.”   Of course, some might claim Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, and Madison would be very shocked by this behavior.   Perhaps, but as far as I’m concerned, after Michelle Bachmann was appointed to the House “...

After it became apparent that Trump-endorsed extreme right-wing Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro would lose a hotly contested runoff election, Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) took to Twitter to denounce lack of coverage here in the US, by claiming “Brazil is rapidly falling into civil unrest after their election and there is a complete blackout on it from American media and Big Tech.”   Of course, the “civil unrest” Greene is referring to, is simply MAGA-style conservative truckers blocking traffic as they did here in the US and in Canada when elections didn’t go their way. Gee, who knew Musk has been censoring right-wing news out of Brazil these days?  Thank goodness we have Ms. Greene to fill us in on everything.   Of course, Greene hasn’t done anything for anyone in her congressional district in the past two years - other than help organize the Jan 6th insurrection, but she’s deeply concerned about Brazil’s elections.   That said, I fully understand why MAGA types...

US Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) went on Mike Lindell’s “Lindell TV” channel to describe how when she saw all those rioters in the Capitol Jan 6th, she thought “something is wrong here,” adding that “When it happened I thought this is Antifa, and no one can convince me that it was so-called Trump supporters.”   Greene then implied that after Republicans gain control of Congress in November, they will begin an investigation of the January 6th Committee members themselves.   I’ll tell you what, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lindell TV - now there’s two names you can trust!  That said, I think Rep. Greene may actually be onto something here, because nothing makes more sense than Democrats using Antifa to try to stop the certification of an election they won.   So, they mobilized Antifa to attack the Capitol, in an effort to stop Biden and ensure Donald Trump would remain president for the next four years.  Put another way, “Let’s riot, because we’re mad as hell ...

With fellow members of the House “Freedom Caucus” looking on, Marjorie Taylor Greene took to the podium and declared that the fourteen Republican Senators who voted in favor of the gun bill should be voted out of office, basically because of their willingness to work with Democrats to pass legislation. Wow, they really ought to turn all this Republican Party turmoil into a video game - “MAGAs vs RINOs.”  Now, is it just me, or does it seem a little odd that a “Freedom Caucus,” wouldn’t allow their fellow Republicans the “freedom” to vote as they so choose on issues like gun legislation?  But, I get where Greene’s coming from on this.  After all, how dare these damn RINOs break party protocol - and show a shred of human decency!  Why, any evangelical can tell you God has forbidden people to hold opinions differing from Greene’s or Trump’s. That said, looking at this photo, it’s interesting to see how everyone in the “Freedom Caucus” is just standing quietly behin...

In a recent video, US Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) took to the podium to warn that “the government and Bill Gates want total surveillance on every part of your life, like if you're eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish .”   Greene adds that “you'll probably get a little zap inside your body and that's saying, ‘No, no. Don't eat a real cheeseburger!’   You need to eat the fake, the fake burger, the fake meat from Bill Gates." Wow, talk about “The Great Replacement Theory!”  Who knew it also included burgers?  Seems like it was just yesterday when Greene was the only one brave enough to warn us that Biden would try and force everyone to drink “plant-based beer” - and now this.  My guess is all this will be enforced by those sinister Biden “Gazpacho Police” that Greene exposed late last year. Now, is it just me, or is it completely insane that we are living in a wo...

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) went on "The Jenna Ellis Show" to express her concerns about being videoed live during her court appearance in a lawsuit brought by her constituents.   This, after a federal judge ruled a group of Georgia voters can proceed with their legal effort to disqualify her from running for reelection due to her alleged role in the Jan. 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol by a pro-Trump mob.   Greene told Ellis that if a court proceedings video is allowed to go out live, “You know what that's going to look like, once the Democrats and the nasty Mainstream Media get ahold of my testimony.” So, now let me get this straight.  A woman who is obsessed with being in front of the camera, is now afraid of appearing on camera?  Hmmmm, now me thinks Rep. Greene’s fears aren’t really about the media at all, but about testifying in court.  Why, it’s almost as if she doesn’t want the general public to hear the answers she gives when she’s “unde...

Speaking at a recent rally for Donald Trump in her native Georgia, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) issued a warning to Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and his husband Chasten - that they had better “stay out of our girls’ bathrooms!” Now, my first thought is whenever I hear anyone say something that’s so completely stupid as this was, I begin to wonder if “perhaps they’ve had a stroke, suffered a severe head injury after getting slapped by Will Smith, or maybe just ate one helluva lot of lead paint as a child?”   But then I remember, this is Marjorie Taylor Greene we’re talking about.   I mean, even if she did have a stroke or a severe head injury, how in the hell would anyone possibly be able to tell the difference? My guess is, this is just what happens when you're so anxious to smear LGBTQ people, that you forget to make any sense.  She apparently doesn't even understand the difference between “gay men,” and “transgender women.”  The thing is, Bu...

With a horrific war raging in Ukraine, Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) decided it was time she took to the House floor to repeat the “Kremlin narrative” about how Joe Biden and the “US is funding biolabs in Ukraine.”   Greene did this without any real evidence to support her accusations, other than what people in her district told her they read about on the internet.   But, never mind that, Greene claimed “There are reports of possibly deadly pathogens escaping these biolabs in places like Ukraine, Georgia, Kazakhstan that is responsible for killing people,” before adding “"What if that's true?”   She then introduced a bill in Congress to prevent something she has absolutely no evidence is even occurring. Gee, it sure sounds like all that redistricting the Republican Party did down in Georgia, finally gave the Russian Federation the representation they paid for in the US Congress.  It’s sort of like Joe Biden has Jen Psaki as his Press Secretary, while Vladimir Puti...

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) went back on the Alex Jones show this week to discuss a conspiracy theory called the "Great Reset,” which he believes is a plot by capitalists to “impose socialism on the world,” with the ultimate goal being a "90% population reduction by 2030.”   Jones told Greene he expects a nuclear war to "breakout" in the coming days as a part of the "Great Reset . ”   Jones added that “They think you're dumb and will think the breakdown of civilization, the insane energy and food prices, along with and all the hyperinflation, is because of Russian President Vladimir Putin - not because of the Great Reset, not because of Dr. Anthony Fauci." Wow, the “Great Reset” eh?  Gee, that is some really “big news!”  Well, at least “big news” for some, but “comedy” for most of the rest of us.  Now, in their defense, I have to admit I had to pull one of those “Great Resets” myself after my iPhone completely froze up on me, but I digress.  No...

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) is claiming she didn’t know anything about Holocaust denier, White Supremacist, and neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes prior to speaking at his extremist, right-wing “ America First Political Action Conference ” in Orlando this past week.   An event that opened with Fuentes promising a “tidal wave of white identity,” where Vladimir Putin was openly celebrated, and Adolf Hitler was frequently praised. Now, I’ve certainly made plenty of mistakes in my life, but I've never accidentally spoken at a Nazi rally.  Not to be critical, but methinks the White lady speaks with forked tongue and cloven hoof.  Gee, odd that she didn’t become a little suspicious with all the swastikas, antisemitic and xenophobic pamphlets everywhere, and participants shouting “Putin, Putin, Putin” at the top of their lungs as she entered the room.   Anyway, if I understand all this correctly, it appears Marjorie Taylor Green expects us to believe she’ll agree to s...

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) appeared on Alex Jones's InfoWars program to complain that “people treat her like she’s a “crazy person,” and “it just bothers me so much.”   She said it’s as if she has "three horns" coming out of her head.   Greene then told Jones that it’s not her, but actually “everyone else who is crazy.” Now, wait a minute!  Did I just see a crazy person, go on another crazy person's show, to complain about being called “a crazy person?”  Good grief, I can’t even do the math.  That said, I do get what she’s doing.  I mean, who the hell wouldn’t wanna go on Alex Jones's show if you needed to prove your sanity?  As for people thinking she has "three horns" coming out of her head - well, we can only wish that was all that ever comes out of that head of hers. That said, as one might have guessed, Alex Jones came right to her rescue, just like clockwork - reassuring Greene that it’s all completely ridiculous, and that she’s every bit ...

Declaring CNN and Twitter as an “enemy of America,” and proclaiming “Communist Democrats can't stop the truth,” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) denounced her permanent banishment from Twitter.   The ban occurred just hours after she published a tweet, falsely suggesting there have been “extremely high amounts of Covid vaccine-related deaths.”   Twitter cited a “strike” system for violations of its COVID policy, which bars users from sharing content that is “demonstrably false or misleading and may lead to a significant risk of harm.”   Five or more strikes lead to a permanent suspension. OK, but my question for Marjorie Taylor Greene is - if Twitter is really such an “enemy of America,” then why is it you seem to be constantly on it?  Perhaps folks like her, Matt Gaetz, and Lauren Boebert ought to consider starting their own social network.  After all, I believe Sarah Palin also became frustrated with Twitter, and tried to start her own platform.  Now...

Taking issue with Democrats moving from blue states to red states, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) suggested temporarily barring Democrats from voting, claiming “brainwashed people” really need a “cooling-off period” before being allowed to vote again.   She further added that Democrat voters have ruined states like California and New York, and she doesn’t want to see them ruining the culture of great states like Georgia, Texas, and Florida.   Greene says what we need is a "national divorce scenario,” - meaning breaking everything up into red states and blue states. Wait a minute!  You mean Marjorie Taylor Greene plans to prohibit people from voting, in order to “prevent liberals from destroying what our country stands for?”  Oh, now I see her point!  Let those “libtards” vote, and the next thing you know, they’ll start resolving issues by common-sense governance and marrying people who aren’t even close relatives.  Can’t have any of that nonsense goin...

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) unleashed a virulent Sunday morning tweet-storm to her loyal followers, warning that a Democratic-led "race war" is coming soon and conservatives need to hang onto their guns and "Protect yourself with the full armor of God.” = Gee, Marjorie Taylor Greene issuing a holiday “call to arms?”  Why, what a lovely, heartwarming, Thanksgiving message.  Now, if I didn’t know better, I’d almost think she might be angry about something?  I mean, “God, Guns, and Greene?”  Sounds like the perfect Thanksgiving message, at least for those who’ve chosen to go off their Thorazine meds over the holidays. Let’s face it folks, when you find yourself just short of advocating that people “in your very own party” should be executed for treason, simply for voting for a bill that would help pay to repair things like roads, bridges and broken down sewer systems, perhaps it’s time to consider adding a wee bit more fiber to your diet.  Remember, ...

Freshman congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Georgia Republicans seem to have backed themselves into a corner with their unrelenting claims of election fraud.   Greene, who is up for reelection in 2022, was shocked to discover that between 4 and 10% of Republican voters say they will not vote in any more elections, unless there is a recount and former President Trump is reinstated as POTUS.   In fact, Trump issued a statement last week, warning "If we don't solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020, Republicans will not be voting in '22 or '24."   Now, I don’t often agree with Donald Trump or his MAGA supporters, but in this case - I have to admit they may be right in thinking “the whole election system is rigged, and there is no point for any Republican to ever vote again.”  Why, if I were a loyal MAGA cultist, I wouldn’t trust those damn recounts either.  It’s just way too easy for Antifa to infiltrate those audits, and make the final tally l...

House Votes to Strip Marjorie Taylor Greene of Her Committee Assignments:  The House voted largely along party lines (230 to 199, with only 11 Republicans voting with Democrats), to strip Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of her two committee assignments.   Greene is a Georgia Republican, who frequently used social media to espouse violence against prominent Democratic politicians - including AOC, Barack Obama, and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. It kind of makes you wonder just what kind of workplace would allow such a deranged individual like her, to violently threaten the lives of fellow colleagues, and still get to work there?  Well, the answer is - one where only 11 Republicans out of 212 thought her making death threats to colleagues was a problem. Of course, Marjorie Taylor Greene would never actually attempt to shoot any of her congressional colleagues herself.  That would simply be crazy.  The idea is - if you use enough inflammatory rhetoric, you’ll inspire s...