You've Got to Be Kidding?

After two New York Times reporters broke the story that just about everything we know about Congressman-elect George Santos was a big lie, the incoming Congressman admitted in two interviews to "embellishing" parts of his resume, but added that he still intends to be sworn in at the start of the new Congress on Jan. 3rd.   Santos told the New York Post that “My sins here are embellishing my resume.   I’m sorry.” Why how dare they question the integrity of a bonafide Bowling Green Massacre survivor?   Besides, what’s the big deal, anyway?   Everyone knows those nasty libs are always misquoting Republicans.   For example, he said he was Santos Claus, not Santa Claus!   Or, like when he claimed to have had a Jewish mother, and his grandparents were survivors of the Nazi regime.   Santos now says “I never claimed to be Jewish,” adding “I am Catholic.   Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background, I said I was `Jew-ish.”   Well t...

Former president Donald Trump announced he will run again for president in 2024 during a rather low-key speech at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla.   The twice-impeached former president has been eager to declare his candidacy, hoping to get ahead of likely rivals, not to mention potential criminal charges as well.   Historians point out that a defeated former president running for election while facing potential criminal indictments - is completely unprecedented in U.S. history. Well, folks…the circus is back in town!  Hey, wait a minute!  No gold-plated escalator this time?  And where was all his energy?  Why it’s almost as if he's not really taking this seriously.  Now, is it just me, or did Trump’s announcement have kind of a “Weekend At Bernie’s" feel to it?  I mean, is Trump really running, or does he just have the runs?  The poor guy looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!  And his speech sounded more like a “criminal defens...

Televangelist Claims Sex with Cows Will Be Legal If Biden Wins:   Televangelist Frank Amedia, is warning followers that they’d better vote for Donald Trump and the Republicans in the upcoming election, or Joe Biden’s liberal agenda will take hold and the next thing you know, everyone will be having “perverse sex with cows. Now, some of you may laugh, but I get his point.  As a bona fide “ Donald Trump Christian ,” Pastor Amedia feels we need to take the country back to its moral foundations.  You know, back to the days when we had respect for the i nstitution of marriage, and men only cheated on their wives - not on their livestock!   Come to think of it, guess that pretty much explains why conservatives are always advocating for “herd immunity.”  I mean, let us not forget that Mary had a little lamb.  The last thing Mary needs now, is for some liberal like Joe Biden to steer her toward other barnyard animals. Now, what I don’t get is, why evangelical...