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Angry Trump Intensifying Efforts to Challenge Election Results:   While the deadly coronavirus rages on out of control, President Trump’s focus has been to intensify his efforts to overturn the election, proposing a series of radical measures - including declaring martial law and military intervention, seizing voting machines, and attempting yet another bogus appeal to the Supreme Court.   To accomplish this aim, the President has been meeting with close confidants, such as disgraced former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn and his conspiracy theorist attorney Sidney Powell, his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani and Sen-elect Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.), who plans to challenge the electoral vote count when the House and Senate convene on Jan. 6 to formally affirm President-elect Joe Biden’s victory. Additionally, but not fully confirmed, sources are reporting that the President has also been privately consulting with attorney Jackie Chiles, the former Seinfeld characte...

Pro-Trump Groups in Violent Clashes During Election Fraud Protests:  Incensed by a Supreme Court ruling that essentially dissolved President Trump’s last-ditch efforts to invalidate November’s Presidential election, thousands of angry Trump supporters, including groups such as Proud Boys and other right-wing organizations, clashed with counterprotesters in Washington, DC and several state capitals on Saturday, to protest what they contended - without any evidence, was a stolen election. Gee, apparently the Proud Boys must have taken themselves a short break from making plans to kidnap governors - to attend this rally.  And my word, don’t those rednecks look mighty spiffy in their cute little black and yellow costumes?  Now, I’m guessing that the black symbolizes the color of their hearts, while the yellow represents the color of their spines. Why, just take a look at those folks.   Oozing out both hatred and the coronavirus, all at the same time.   Now, that...

Republicans Talk Secession After Supreme Court Rejects Texas Election Challenge:   After the United States Supreme Court on Friday dismissed yet another baseless attempt by President Trump and the state of Texas to overturn the election results in four states won by Democrat Joe Biden, some prominent Republicans are now suggesting their next move may be secession, or possibly even civil war. Geez, what the hell is it with Texas anyway?  Wonder how much we’d have to offer Mexico to take Texas back?  Not that they’d even be interested, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask.  But, I get it.  Losing that election, really hurt Trump and his cult follower’s sensitive feelings.   Hey, wait a minute!  I’ve got an idea - maybe we should offer Trump one of those “participation ribbons,” for coming in second?  I mean, there’s nothing quite like a nice, shiny, colorful ribbon - to help someone feel better about themselves.  Why would a wannabe dictator be any...

Pat Robertson Claims Texas Election Lawsuit Part of God’s Master Plan:   Televangelist Pat Robertson recently told viewers of his popular 700 Club program, that the Texas lawsuit aimed at overturning the 2020 election in favor of Donald Trump - is all part of God’s master plan. Really?  You know, sometimes I could swear Pat Robertson just says shit like that, because he enjoys hearing the sound of his creepy voice, bouncing off those vacant walls - throughout his empty head.  I mean, just think about it.  If God ultimately wanted Trump to be President, then why have Biden win in the first place?   Of course, any Trump supporter can tell you it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why God would have let Biden win the election - George Soros probably got to him.  Which makes me wonder, if this bogus lawsuit by the Texas AG ends up going up in flames like all the others before it - must we therefore conclude, that God is now part of the “deep state?” Johnn...

Trump Addresses Cheering Supporters at White House Event:   In what Dr. Anthony Fauci referred to as a “super-spreader event,” President Donald Trump made his first public appearance since being hospitalized with the coronavirus, rallying hundreds of cheering supporters for a campaign-style comeback event on the White House lawn, jumping back into the race, even as the White House refused to deny he might still contagious. Gee, and what a sight to behold it was!  Why, we have “Don Perón,” strolling up on his balcony - and the choir singing "Don't cry for me, Miss Universe.”  Then, Trump grabs the microphone and rattles-off a rather disturbing rant, detailing all the horrifying, dystopian things going on in American these days.   OK, fair enough, but I wonder if anyone’s bothered to mention to the President, that all of these horrible, dreadful things he’s been complaining about, are actually happening - under his watch? I mean, I know Donald Trump’s one hellu...

Hospitalized Trump Launches Eric and Don Jr Operation MAGA Tour:   President Trump’s re-election campaign has just announced the launch of “Operation MAGA,” featuring Trump surrogates Eric, Don Jr, and Lara Trump, to carry the campaign forward until the President is finally able to return to the campaign trail once again. Well, to be completely frank, I never quite understood the thinking behind holding such large, indoor rallies in really close quarters, without masks.  I mean, forget about Covid-19, you’d think folks would wanna be masked and all spread out, just in case Trump lets one of those special “master race farts” of his - slide out into the room! And, by the way, shouldn’t they really be calling this show “Operation Offspring - the Covid-19 Tour” instead?  Geez, and just when you thought tractor pulls, the Kardashians, Roller Derby, mud wrestling and the Apprentice - were about as trashy as entertainment can possibly get! Now, call me cynical, but I just d...

Trump Refuses to Commit to Peaceful Transition of Power:   When pressed by a reporter, President Donald Trump refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power should he lose the election in November, saying he needs to “see what happens," and then went into a rant about how there wouldn’t even be a need for a transition, if we didn’t permit mail-in ballots. Now, while this may scare the bejesus out of some of you, I do see his point.  After all, how is a President like Donald Trump supposed to consider this election valid, if people are allowed to vote him right out of office?  Why, that doesn’t make any sense at all.  Who’d be for that? Besides, isn’t it dangerous to change direction in the middle of a huge crisis like a pandemic?  I mean, we already have over 200,000 Americans dead from this “Democrat hoax.”  Isn’t that about enough suffering!   We should thank goodness that we have a President who’s savvy enough to understand this pandemic...