Hospitalized Trump Launches Eric and Don Jr Operation MAGA Tour

Hospitalized Trump Launches Eric and Don Jr Operation MAGA Tour: President Trump’s re-election campaign has just announced the launch of “Operation MAGA,” featuring Trump surrogates Eric, Don Jr, and Lara Trump, to carry the campaign forward until the President is finally able to return to the campaign trail once again.

Well, to be completely frank, I never quite understood the thinking behind holding such large, indoor rallies in really close quarters, without masks. I mean, forget about Covid-19, you’d think folks would wanna be masked and all spread out, just in case Trump lets one of those special “master race farts” of his - slide out into the room!

And, by the way, shouldn’t they really be calling this show “Operation Offspring - the Covid-19 Tour” instead? Geez, and just when you thought tractor pulls, the Kardashians, Roller Derby, mud wrestling and the Apprentice - were about as trashy as entertainment can possibly get!

Now, call me cynical, but I just don’t see lots and lots of folks, showing up for an “Eric Trump rally.” And if they do, you can be damn sure it was the buffet that drew them in. I can hear them now, “ we don't need no stinking sneeze guards.” Of course, in all fairness, I’m sure Eric’s message will be a huge hit among the President’s all-important meth-head demographic - so there's that.

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