You've Got to Be Kidding?

Unvaccinated actress Krystal Tini went on extremist right-wing Stew Peters’ podcast, to claim that simply being around people who have been vaccinated causes her menstrual flow to kick in, which she says “lasts for about a week.”   When questioned if she had consulted a doctor about the matter, she said “no,” because she already knows what the “medical establishment” will say.   She then described how her own “independent research” has found that people exposed to vaccinated individuals are not only experiencing “vaginal bleeding,” but also “nose and anal bleeding” as well. Wow, that sure sounds a lot like what our former president might classify as “she's got blood coming out of her…whatever!”  Now, I have to admit my first reaction was to wonder if perhaps she might have grown up in a state that had completely banned all sex education.  Then, I became concerned for her well-being, wondering what would happen to her, if she were to accidentally wander into a large ...

The Daily Beast reports that hundreds of QAnon followers from across the country gathered at Dealey Plaza in Dallas Tuesday afternoon to witness what they believed would be the reappearance of John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr., coming out of hiding to join Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential ticket.   After the assassinated president and his deceased son failed to show, word quickly spread that JFK Jr’s reemergence would instead take place at a Rolling Stones concert in Dallas later that evening, and that many other dead celebrities were also expected to attend.   Well, even though the “Dead Kennedys” were a “no-show, word on the street has it they were very apologetic about having missed the event, even posting a message on 4chan saying “Sorry, we couldn’t make it to your white trash shit show, but we’ve been quite busy lately - and we both felt it would be nearly impossible for us to attend - given that we’re dead and all.” Meanwhile, after the no-show, some QAnon fo...

Poll Finds 23% of Republicans Believe Satan-Worshipping Pedophiles are Running the Government:   A new poll conducted by the Public Religion Research Institute found that an alarming 23 percent of Republicans polled said they agree with the QAnon conspiracy theory’s core belief that “government, media, and financial worlds are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping pedophiles who run a sex-trafficking operation.”   Now, wait a minute!  You’re telling me these folks actually believe the government is still being controlled by “satan worshipping pedophiles?”  Well sure, maybe before - but not since Trump lost the election.  I mean, everyone knows that Trump and Matt Gaetz had to move all that activity back down to Mar-a-Lago as soon as Trump had to vacate the White House.   Of course, the sad fact is, while most of us are astonished anyone could actually believe any of this nonsense, Trump supporters are apparently still treating QAnon theory as “pro...

Tucker Carlson and Hawaii GOP Defend QAnon Supporters:   This past week, both the Hawaii Republican Party and Fox News host Tucker Carlson, took to the airwaves and social media to defend QAnon supporters.   QAnon people are folks who believe that a secret cabal of Satan-worshiping, cannibalistic pedophiles are running a global child sex-trafficking ring lead by Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and various Hollywood celebrities, plotting against former President Donald Trump, who has been fighting the cabal.   On his highly-rated Fox News TV show, Carlson portrayed QAnon folks as “patriots who are largely motivated by a sincere and deep love for America, who are victims of left-wing media persecution and denied basic civil liberties.” I completely understand Trucker’s point about the dangers of QAnon persecution.  Why, without QAnon - how would we have ever known about the hazards of those microscopic 5G antennas Bill Gates snuck into the coronavirus vaccine - or the ...

QAnon Trump Fans Claim Nashville Bombing Was a Chinese Missile Strike:   QAnon Trump supporters by the hundreds are pushing a bogus conspiracy theory all over the internet, claiming that the Nashville suicide bombing was actually a Chinese military operation, designed to steal the US presidential election.   QAnon further explains that the explosion was actually a missile strike, aimed at destroying Dominion voting machines, which were allegedly being audited at the AT&T facility. Now admittedly, my first reaction was “oh, come on!   Why the hell would the Chinese ever wanna launch a missile attack on Nashville?   Then it occurred to me, the CCP's dislike of country music is well known.   Why, I’ll bet not one member of the CCP politburo has a single Hank Williams tune on any of their playlists.     So, why the hell pick on Nashville?  Well, why not?  Guess bombing Nashville makes about as much sense as anything else coming out of QAn...

Trump Says He Appreciates the Support of QAnon Conspiracy Theorists:   When pressed by a reporter about QAnon supporters believing he is secretly saving the world from a cult of pedophiles and cannibals led by Hillary Clinton and several Hollywood celebrates, a baseless theory which the FBI has flagged as a potential domestic terrorist threat, President Trump gave credence to the theory when he shot back - claiming he didn’t know much about them, but “how it can be a bad thing, saving the world from a Satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals?” Wow, I had no idea that "crazy" had now become such an important Republican voter block in America?  No wonder Republicans vehemently oppose any funding designed to address mental health issues in this country.  I mean, if troubled people started regaining their mental health again, Republicans might lose voters.  Now, in his defense, President Trump did deny knowing very much about these QAnon people, but said he appreciates t...

President Trump Sends Out Well-Wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell:   President Trump offered well-wishes and sympathy for longtime Jeffrey Epstein companion Ghislaine Maxwell, whom he said he had met “numerous times over the years” and who is awaiting trial on charges she recruited underage girls for the financier Epstein and his clients to sexually abuse. Gee, is it just me who’s thinking only Donald Trump could politically get away with offering “well-wishes” to a child sex trafficker?  And, to think some folks believe Donald Trump has no capacity for compassion.  Why, it’s difficult to even imagine what a “big heart” someone would have to have in order to offer “well-wishes” to a known sex predator, who has just been arrested! Now, I understand there’s always gonna be those skeptics, who believe the President is actually trying to signal a potential pardon for Ms. Maxwell - assuming she’s willing to keep her mouth shut about everything she knows.  You know,...

Conspiracy Theorists Claim Bleach Solution Cure for Coronavirus:   Once touted as a "cure" for autism, Trump-supporting QAnon folks, conspiracy theorists and a famous YouTuber - are now claiming that a dangerous chlorine dioxide mixture called a "Miracle M ineral Solution,” sold online for around $28 for a 4-ounce bottle  - can prevent and cure the coronavirus. Now in all fairness, I think these folks are kinda onto something here.  After all, if someone drinks enough of this "miracle mineral solution,” I think it’s a pretty safe bet they’ll certainly never catch the Coronavirus - or anything else for that matter - ever again. Now, my suggestion for those QAnon folks is - why not throw a couple of Tide PODS into the mix, just to ensure you get the job done right?  Oh, and be sure to take a few selfies while you’re drinking it all down - that oughta impress all your friends. But geez, they’re asking $28 bucks for only 4 ounces?  Not to complain, bu...