You've Got to Be Kidding?

After creating a disturbance and getting escorted out of the theater during a presentation of “Beetlejuice,” Lauren Boebert went on the Jesse Watters Fox News program to do her penance after being captured acting like an immature high school brat on theater security footage.   In her interview, Boebert assured Watters that she wasn't drunk but just really “into the show” and that she's “learned her lesson.”   She then added, "It is my responsibility to bring levity to my constituents' lives, never gravity.   Never should my action burden those who I represent, ah, so, ah, I will, ah, work, ah to only bring levity to them and, ah, try to bring as many solutions as possible.” Gee, wonder if Boebert has any idea what “levity” actually means?  Hell, only Lauren Boebert could think her job is to “bring levity to her constituents' lives.”   So, she thinks voters sent her to Congress to make them laugh?   Now, I don’t know about her constituents, but I do have to...

During an interview on the Christian nationalist Victory Channel's Flashpoint program, Colorado representative Lauren Boebert claimed God told her to introduce articles of impeachment against President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.   Boebert further added that "I'm not calling myself an historic figure, but.....All glory to God. This is grace. This is God's empowerment and His ability and staying grounded, rooted in the Word of God, out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks.” Wow, I don’t know about you guys, but that sure convinced the hell out of me.  I’m just not sure of exactly what.   Now, I know a lot of you folks just automatically dismiss everything Boebert says by claiming she’s just a “crackpot,” but I’ve honestly never felt she was a crackpot.   In fact, I’ve always seen her as more of a “crack ho.”   But that’s just me.   What I don’t get is if God really wants Joe Biden impeached, then why the hell didn’t He just prevent hi...

At a recent House Oversight hearing on drug prices, Boebert told a personal story about her access to contraception, saying, "I left a prescription at a pharmacy once," she recalled. "I went to get birth control, and I was there at the counter and went to pay for it, and the price was very, very high. I said, wow, is this a three or six-month prescription? 'No, ma'am, this is one month.’" "And I said, it's cheaper to have a kid," the lawmaker added. "And I left it there, and now I have my third son." Gee whiz, I’ll bet that story makes her “third son” feel really great about himself.  She does feed her kids, right?   Am I right?   Now let’s see here, data shows that raising a child in a middle-income family in the US costs about $288,610.   I mean, what the hell pharmacy was she going to - for crying out loud?   It must have been on Rodeo Drive? Now, we all knew Boebert was a high school dropout, but this person is seriously bad at m...

According to the Colorado Sun , US Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-Co) is filing for divorce from her husband, Jayson Boebert, issuing a statement that "it is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband" and "am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.” Wait, the mother who sends out Christmas cards showing her and her children armed to the teeth with assault weapons is doing what?  Good grief!   This announcement comes right on the heels of her chief rival for Trump’s attention - Marjorie Taylor Greene - announcing she is getting divorced also.   What’s happening to the party of “Family Values?”   I’ll bet George Soros, Hunter Biden, and Antifa have s...

Its being reported Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert ran into each other in a Capitol bathroom, and got into a screaming match over multiple issues - including Boebert’s questionable loyalty to Speaker McCarthy.   Witnesses say Boebert was unaware that Greene was also in the bathroom, and was taken by surprise when Greene confronted her after hearing her voice.   The confrontation apparently ended with Boebert hightailing it out of the restroom while shouting at Greene, “Don’t be ugly!” Wow, how exciting!  Finally, another episode of “Middle School Mean Girls in Congress.”   Hell, we must be up to “Season 2” by now.   Anyway, I’m sure incidents like this are exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when they envisioned our “Congress.”   Of course, some might claim Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, and Madison would be very shocked by this behavior.   Perhaps, but as far as I’m concerned, after Michelle Bachmann was appointed to the House “...

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) told host Sebastian Gorka during a recent Newsmax interview, that if the Democrat Party is allowed to take away all your “AR-15s and your AK-47s,” we will end up like Venezuela where they started eating their dogs because the government took away their guns. Now, as many of you know, I’m often a critic, but this time I have to admit Ms. Boebert is right on the money!  Frankly, it kind of makes me wonder why no one else has ever thought about anything like this before.  In fact, word on the street has it that after learning about the Boebert interview, a helluva lot of dogs are asking themselves why they only have a bunch of useless, chewable rubber toys to play with, but no AK-47s.  Obviously, the only logical thing to do is immediately arm each and every American dog with an assault rifle, along with plenty of rounds of live ammo.  As for protecting the dogs of Venezuela, a quick solution might be for Rep. Boebert to consider sending so...

The government’s top infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNN he plans to retire by the end of President Joe Biden’s current term.   This led Republicans such as Colorado Congresswomen Lauren Boebert, who has not only demonized, but also fundraised off attacks on Fauci, to remark “Fauci thinks he’s just going to retire and move on with his life.   Not on my watch!   He belongs in jail.” No kidding?  Lauren Boebert has a watch?  Who knew?  Oh wait, she must mean that other kind of “watch!”  Now I get it.  I’ll tell you what, if she does have a watch, you can bet it’s digital, because there is no way someone like Lauren Boebert is gonna understand how to read one of those watches with the hands on them. Anyway, it should be interesting to see just what charges against Fauci, Rep. Boebert has in mind.  Oh wait, Fauci asked Americans to wear a mask in public areas during a deadly pandemic.  Why the man’s nothing but a monster!...

After making a speech at a recent Trump rally in Illinois, where she told the crowd that God “anointed" Donald Trump to become president, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) spoke to Real America's Voice about the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade , arguing that former President Donald Trump was "prayed into office by millions of Americans,” supposedly so he could stack the Supreme Court with right-wing zealots who would then end federal abortion rights. Gee, now does she mean Trump was “prayed,” or “preyed” into office?”  Or, maybe even “paid into office?”  Whatever!  Anyway, there may actually be some validity in what Boebert is saying about Trump being put into office by a mysterious force, because as we all know - Trump lost the popular vote by 3 million votes, so he definitely wasn’t “voted” into office.  That’s for sure. Not to mention, one would think votes are much easier to count than prayers, but it appears Boebert and her pals have connections “i...

The political action committee “American Muckrakers PAC,” the same organization that published those career-ending videos of Madison Cawthorn, now claims they’ve discovered that Colorado Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert used to be an "unlicensed, paid escort" who met with wealthy clients through the website SugarDaddyMeet.com, and that her escort work also allegedly resulted in her having two abortions.   They further claim that text messages also indicate she was bankrupt at the time and looking for some “side income” - labeling her escort work “pay to play.”   One client was allegedly a Koch family member who introduced her to Ted Cruz, who later encouraged her to run for political office and who donated at least $136,250.00 to the Boebert Congressional Campaign. Now, these are just allegations and naturally, Boebert is claiming they are all lies.  In fact, she recently indicated to Fox News that she may decide to sue.  Well, as they say, “Go ahead and sue” - becau...

Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado traveled to Wyoming to campaign for pro-Trump candidate Harriet Hageman, who is challenging fellow Republican Rep. Liz Cheney in the GOP primary for the state's at-large seat in Congress.  Boebert told the crowd "I want to tell you a story about his generosity," referring to Trump, who’s become the “primary topic” in the election.  Boebert then told a tale about how "My family and I were with President Trump, and even not liking germs, Trump shared a bowl of popcorn with my 14-year-old son.  Now listen Wyoming, I know where he's been, I don't share food with my son.”  The mother of four then added that sharing popcorn with her son demonstrated Trump’s “love and respect” for all people. And, your son may now have the herpes virus to share also.  Now, just because you know where your son’s hands have been, do you know where Trump’s hands have been?  But sure, Trump’s such a generous soul.  Why a guy like that ...

US Representative and QAnon conspiracy theorist Lauren Boebert (R-Co) stirred up quite a bit of controversy when she posted to Twitter “We require people to be 21 to purchase alcohol beverages, and 21 to purchase tobacco products,” therefore Americans should have to be at least 21-years-old before they can come out as LGBTQ, adding - especially as transgender. Says the person who married a guy convicted of exposing himself to minors!  I guess Boebert is of the belief that “sex education belongs in the bowling alley, NOT assigned in the classroom!”  I mean, seriously - if age were really an indicator of reaching sexual maturity, would that 24-year-old boyfriend you eventually married have exposed his penis to you and your underage girlfriends at a bowling alley?  Asking for a friend.  Funny thing about Republicans and “sexual maturity,” because a bill now making its way through the Republican Tennessee state legislature would establish a common-law marriage betwe...

Salon.com is reporting that right-wing, gun-toting, Republican Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert, who was recently exposed for not reporting nearly $1 million her husband Jayson Boebert made over the past two years from “energy consulting,” has also been hiding the fact her husband pled guilty to "public indecency and lewd exposure” for exposing himself to two minors at a Colorado bowling alley back in 2004.   An incident that actually took place. while she was present.   Jayson Boebert was sentenced by the court to four days in jail, and given two years probation. Gee whiz, sounds like her husband may actually be an even bigger creep than she is.  Why, given those credentials, maybe it’s Jayson who should be representing Colorado’s 3rd district.  So, let’s see here, we have a guy who has minimal education, and an arrest record for lewd exposure to a minor - pulling in over $400k a year for sharing his “consulting expertise?”  Sounds perfectly legit to me. But, co...

When gun-toting Lauren Boebert was running for Congress last year, she traced all her income to “Shooters Grill,” a restaurant she and her husband own in Rifle, Colo., failing to mention (as required by law) that her husband made nearly $1 million over the past two years from “energy consulting” for a company named Terra Energy Productions.   Shortly after arriving in Congress, Boebert promptly introduced a bill that would bar the president from issuing moratoriums on oil and gas leasing and permitting on some federal land.   Boebert claims the failure to report the “consulting” income was simply an “oversight.” Speaking of oversight, it sure seems like there’s more “oversight” for prospective Uber drivers, than someone running for Congress these days.  I mean, it’s one thing to forget to report a sum like a few hundred bucks or so, but to completely “forget" about a million dollars you pocketed in just two years?  Why, that’s a helluva lotta “forgetting,” if you as...

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) provoked a strong backlash after calling for the mass firing of the 5,000 teachers who signed a petition saying they would defy any ban on the teaching of “Critical Race Theory.”  Critics point out that Rep. Boebert - herself a high school dropout - obtained this “information” about the teachers, directly from the ultra-conservative Breitbart website.  So, Rep. Boebert wants to fire any teachers who don’t support arbitrary supervision or bans by extremist politicians over their teaching curriculum?  Gee, and to think all this time I assumed Boebert and her Republican pals were supposed to be opposed to the "cancel culture?”  Of course, it’s doubtful Rep. Boebert has any idea whatsoever as to what “Critical Race Theory” actually is, other than “she knows she hates it.”    Besides, when it comes to firing teachers, there’s no need for Rep. Boebert to get all shook up about this.  The fact is, underpaid and overworked te...

Gun Nut Republican Lauren Boebert Tells Christians to Forget the Natural Realm:   Conspiracy theorist, assault weapon fetishist, and Trump-supporting Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert, exploded into a massive “word salad” after being asked on The Victory Channel’s “Flashpoint” show this week “what is it American Christians need to do?”   This led Boebert to advise Christians not to “be distracted by what you are seeing in the natural,” adding that “we are taking ground in the spirit realm” and “it has to take place there before we actually see it here in the natural” because “God has a great plan for America.”     Wow, now I have to admit that I haven’t the slightest idea what the hell she’s talking about, but in all fairness - I’m not taking any of those medications that her target audience is taking.  The fact is, when most of us actually look into that “natural realm” that Rep. Boebert mentioned, what we really see is an absolutely insane person - w...