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MAGA Congresswoman Lauren Boebert Serves Husband with Divorce Papers


According to the Colorado Sun, US Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-Co) is filing for divorce from her husband, Jayson Boebert, issuing a statement that "it is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband" and "am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process. I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult. This is truly about irreconcilable differences.”

Wait, the mother who sends out Christmas cards showing her and her children armed to the teeth with assault weapons is doing what?  Good grief!  This announcement comes right on the heels of her chief rival for Trump’s attention - Marjorie Taylor Greene - announcing she is getting divorced also.  What’s happening to the party of “Family Values?”  I’ll bet George Soros, Hunter Biden, and Antifa have something to do with this.  Oh well, I guess its back to the bowling alley for husband Jayson.  Should be a new, fresh crop of teen girls there by now.

The thing is, it seems like just yesterday when Lauren Boebert was condescendingly instructing women whose marriages were on the rocks that “If you start chasing Jesus with everything that you have, I promise you, your husband will chase you chasing Jesus.”  Well, I guess when Jesus sprinted off, Boebert must not have had her running shoes on.  That said, I don’t understand why Jesus was running in the first place.  After all, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Jesus that Jayson Boebert exposed himself to in that bowling alley.

Meanwhile, its being reported that getting served those divorce papers caught husband Jayson off guard, and he set his dogs on the process server.  Ironically, now Rep. Boebert is a divorced 36-year-old grandmother whose son recently knocked up a 14-year-old girl.  Now, is it just me, or are these MAGAs turning our federal government into a friggin’ Jerry Springer Show?  Then, she has the nerve to ask for “privacy” during these trying times.  OK, then I’ve got an idea; how about we’ll respect her “marital privacy” when she starts respecting other folks’ “reproductive privacy?”

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