You've Got to Be Kidding?

After winning back the House of Representatives in the past election while losing the White House to Joe Biden, Republicans vowed retribution over the impeachment and investigations of their cult leader Donald Trump. One of the primary ways they’ve chosen to do this is through House Oversight Chairman James Comer’s (R-KY) hearings into claims that then-Vice President Joe Biden and son Hunter Biden were involved in a bribery and Ukrainian money laundering scheme. These allegations are solely based upon an FBI Document that both Comer and Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) claim to have seen, a document that is widely believed to have been written by former Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani and based upon information provided by a “whistleblower.” The problem is, the so-called “whistleblower” was supposedly the wife of Burisma co-founder Mykola Lisin, a woman who actually died way back in 2011, long before Joe Biden ever went to Ukraine and before Hunter Biden was named to the Burisma board...

The Washington Post reports that President Biden has just announced major steps toward decriminalizing marijuana possession, offering mass pardons for anyone convicted of a federal crime for simple marijuana possession, and urging governors to do the same.   He also directed his administration to expedite a review of whether marijuana should continue to be listed as a Schedule I substance, a classification reserved for the most dangerous drugs like heroin, and ecstasy. Well, well, well!   It seems Dark Branden has struck again.   I guess this is Joe Biden’s idea of a “Green New Deal.”   Not surprisingly, this news immediately sent Republicans’ heads spinning, with Fox News pundits acting as if this “pot pardon” will mean the end of western civilization as we know it.   Gee, funny how Republicans totally freak out over “pardons for pot,” yet have no problem at all with Trump’s “pardons for treason.”   That’s right, I’m looking at you, Steve Bannon and Gen. M...

Prominent Republicans like Ted Cruz and others are acting completely shocked and angry after President Biden referred to Trump’s private cadre of MAGA insurrectionists as “semi-fascist.”   In fact, Sen. Ted Cruz responded to President Biden by tweeting “The communists have always called their enemies fascists,” while Sen. Lindsey Graham threatened violence in the streets if the US Justice Department moves forward and decides to prosecute former President Donald Trump.     Well, I strongly object to the term “semi-fascist" being applied to Trump supporters also.  Come on now, President Biden!  What’s up with the "semi" tag, anyway?  Republicans like Ted Cruz claim when Biden called MAGAs “semi-fascist,” he was just tossing “red meat” to his left-wing base, which is total BS.  Hell, everyone knows if Biden tossed any “meat” to his base, it would’ve been a “plant-based meat substitute,” like a “Beyond Meat” patty.      Republicans are sa...

Republicans such as Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Tucker Carlson, Matt Gaetz, and Vern Buchanan are expressing outrage over President Joe Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan, which cancels a portion of student loan debt for the country’s middle-class students.   Meanwhile, many of these same Republicans received hundreds of thousands, with some even millions in PPP loans, which have been forgiven.   Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 forgiven, Matt Gaetz $476,000, Lauren Boebert $233,000, and Vern Buchanan had a whopping $2.3 million in government loans forgiven. OK, so let’s see here - Vern Buchanan is worth over $70 million, and his three car dealerships had at least $2.3 million in PPP loans forgiven. Hmmm, now what was that again about paying back loans, Vern?  Of course, I’m no math wizard, but it sure seems like Biden’s little $10K loan forgiveness thingy is kinda minuscule - next to your big, fat $2.3 million cash windfall.  Just sayin’. ...

During an interview on Fox News, Rep. Brian Mast (R-FL) told host Jason Chaffetz that Joe Biden deserved to be punished for his actions during the U.S. military's withdrawal from Afghanistan, demanding Biden be immediately removed from office for “treason and schizophrenia.” Wow, apparently calling President Biden "Sleepy Joe,” just doesn’t seem strong enough for the Congressman.  And then, claiming Biden should be removed from office for “treason and schizophrenia?”  Why, that’s basically like accusing Biden of “governing like a Republican.”  What a horrible accusation to make against someone!  I’ll tell ya what, this Rep. Brian Mast appears to answer that age-old question of “what do you get when you put a white supremacist and skinhead - in a three-piece suit?”  Either that, or one of the “Coneheads” has somehow managed to get themselves elected to Congress.  Now, I was gonna refer to Mast as an “attack dog,” but a “yelping chihuahua” actually see...

Fox News Blames Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage On Joe Biden:   The Fox News website has just published an investigative article, placing the blame for an anticipated Chick-fil-A sauce shortage - squarely on the shoulders of “Joe Biden’s America.”   This, after Chick-fil-A announced that some of their restaurants may face a sauce shortage, due to the recent “Colonial Pipeline cyber attack.” Wow, who could have imagined that Colonial Pipeline was also delivering Chick-fil-A sauce?  Kind of scary to think that something of such strategic importance as Chick-fil-A sauce, could be affected by a bunch of hackers.  Oh, the humanity!  Hell, everyone knows when Trump was in charge - America had a tartar sauce surplus! That said, I think I have a pretty damn good idea how this all comes down.  See, Barack pulls right up to Chick-fil-A in this brand new George Soros “Antifamobile” and pops open the trunk - then Joe quickly runs out to the car and dumps his stash of ...

GOP Labels Biden’s Daycare, Education, and Employee Leave - Lefty Social Engineering:  Just days after President Biden announced his $1.8 trillion American Families Plan to expand federal investment in child daycare, higher education, employee leave, and much more, Republicans are launching a “cultural attack” on the plan, calling it “Lefty Social Engineering.” So, apparently to Republicans - affordable childcare and healthcare, debt-free education, and wages that people can actually live on - are all a communist plot?   A massive, diabolical conspiracy, designed to get votes - by improving peoples' lives.   Why, what a sneaky, underhanded way, to get people thinking about themselves and their families’ interests - instead of Antifa and Hunter Biden’s laptop! Republicans like Mitch McConnell added that if Congress were to implement Joe Biden’s proposals, it would be like “mortgaging our children’s future,” which they find totally unacceptable.  Unless, of c...

Biden Claims Trump Too Erratic to Receive Intelligence Briefings:   In an interview with CBS Evening News, President Biden indicated that he feels former President Donald Trump should not be given access to those classified information briefings usually given ex-presidents, given Trump’s “erratic behavior” and the risk that he might recklessly reveal sensitive information. So, what’s the big deal anyway?  I mean, why bother wasting "intelligence" on someone who basically has none?  Hey, I got an idea.  Why, if I were Biden, in lieu of “intelligence briefings,” I’d switch them out with “stupidity briefings” instead.  Hell, he’d never know the difference - as long as the briefings had lots of colorful pictures in them.   Besides, Trump wi ll always have plenty of nice folks like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and the MyPillow guy - to tell him most everything he wants to hear.  Why, he don’t need no stink’n “intelligence briefings!”  Hell, Rudy Giu...