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Fox News Blames Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage On Joe Biden


Fox News Blames Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage On Joe Biden:  The Fox News website has just published an investigative article, placing the blame for an anticipated Chick-fil-A sauce shortage - squarely on the shoulders of “Joe Biden’s America.”  This, after Chick-fil-A announced that some of their restaurants may face a sauce shortage, due to the recent “Colonial Pipeline cyber attack.”

Wow, who could have imagined that Colonial Pipeline was also delivering Chick-fil-A sauce?  Kind of scary to think that something of such strategic importance as Chick-fil-A sauce, could be affected by a bunch of hackers.  Oh, the humanity!  Hell, everyone knows when Trump was in charge - America had a tartar sauce surplus!


That said, I think I have a pretty damn good idea how this all comes down.  See, Barack pulls right up to Chick-fil-A in this brand new George Soros “Antifamobile” and pops open the trunk - then Joe quickly runs out to the car and dumps his stash of Chick-fil-A sauce right into the trunk - and off they go.  Some mighty slick operators these two!


Anyway, as devastating as this Chick-fil-A sauce shortage may be to Trump-Americans, I have to admit this isn’t gonna personally affect me very much at all.  That’s because I always seem to go for the sauces that aren’t being delivered through petroleum pipelines - but that’s just me.  I’ve always been kinda “picky” like that.


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