You've Got to Be Kidding?

Communities Preparing for the Threat of Violence Around Election Day:   With news of the Biden/Harris campaign bus being forced off the road by an angry caravan of Trump supporters in Texas, and President Trump eagerly instructing his private army of militia goons to “monitor” the opposition party’s election polling places, communities across America as well as the National Guard, are preparing for the possibility of violent confrontations on election day November 3rd.     Seriously?  Militia group “election monitors?”  Well, my question is, just exactly what is it these half-wit militia thugs are expecting to “monitor” anyway?  I mean, unless they’ve somehow acquired x-ray vision, how the hell could they possibly determine the validity of someone’s sealed ballot?  Oh wait, maybe that’s done by race? Anyway, you do have to kind of admire their determination though.  After all, these gracious folks have agreed to interrupt their very important ...

Gretchen Whitmer Says President is Stoking Violence in America:   In response to the arrests of 13 right-wing domestic terrorist militia members, who were recently arrested while preparing for a coup by kidnapping and possibly killing her and her children, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer blamed the President and his spokespeople for stoking the fires of hate - by sending out dog whistles to violent groups such as Proud Boys with messages like “Stand Back and Stand by.” Well, just how does Gov. Whitmer think folks with heads full of Fox News are supposed to act anyway, when all they wanna do is head down to the liquor store or a tattoo parlor - and she forces ‘em to put on a silly mask?   Talk about destroying the mood!  Hell, you walk into a tattoo parlor, hoping to get some macho tattoo like “We Hate Baby Harp Seals” - and then some “girl governor” tells you that you have to put on a sissy mask?  And then people wonder why they wanna kidnap her and her children?...