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Kellogg’s Sued by Former Trump Advisor Stephen Miller Over ‘Gay Pop-Tarts’

The New Republic reports that former Trump White House advisor Stephen Miller and his litigious band of alt-right lawyers called “America First Legal” have filed a lawsuit with the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission against Kellogg's over a limited edition Pop-Tart commemorating LGBTQ Pride.   The group claims, "Kellogg's is yet another big corporation that will break the law and hurt its shareholders' interests to serve the twisted woke ideology of its officers and directors.” Gee, if you wanna talk about being “Woke,” this dude is literally suing a toasted pastry box.  Can you imagine being so whacked-out that you’re actually threatened by a rainbow-colored Pop-Tarts box?   All I can figure is he must have caught his wife in bed with a box of them.   Now, the question is, where does it all end?   I mean, if he’s suing Pop-Tarts, can Fruit Loops be that far behind?   Come on!   Cinnamon Toast Crunch are cannibals, and he's going after Pop-Tarts? ...