You've Got to Be Kidding?

Televangelist Pat Robertson announced Friday that he would be stepping down as host of his Christian Broadcasting Network’s (CBN) flagship show “The 700 Club,” after six decades on the program.   Robertson, who is 91, turned a tiny, bankrupt Virginia television station into a global religious broadcasting powerhouse.   He is also known for founding the Christian Coalition, which galvanized American evangelicals into a political, right-wing, ultra-conservative political force,” which firmly backed him when he ran for president in 1988.  Wow!  What a shocker!  You mean Pat Roberson’s actually retiring?  Gee, he’s leaving right in the prime of life.  So, now that Pat’s gone, I suppose that means technically, the show will now have to be called the “ 699 Club. ”  Now, I wasn’t exactly what you might call a huge fan of the show, but I always did wonder if that “700 part” of the show’s title - had anything to do with how old Pat actually was? Anyway,...

Pat Robertson Warns Viewers a New Ice Age is Coming:   In response to the massive winter storm that wreaked havoc in Texas and surrounding states, evangelical leader Pat Robertson told his flock not to worry about “global warming, because a new “Ice Age” is upon us and “we need to make sure we have enough nuclear power, gas, and coal - to keep us warm when it really gets cold.” Now, I’m not so sure he’s correct about another Ice Age, but the truth is, the weather in that area has been nearly as cold as Pat’s cold, cold heart - that’s for sure.  That said, the argument could be made that Pat Roberson is living proof, that what we’re really going through, is not an “Ice Age,” but actually an “Ass Age.”  That means that currently, about 45% of the nation, appears to be completely covered in assholes. And, while Pat can be rather annoying at times, I do have to admit it’s quite entertaining listening to a “dinosaur” warning everyone - about a coming ice age.  Hell, as...

Pat Robertson Tells Trump to Accept Biden’s Win and Move On:   Televangelist Pat Robertson, one of President Trump’s staunchest backers, on Monday described Trump as “very erratic” and “living in an alternate reality.”   Robertson then called on the President to accept that Joe Biden had won the election, adding that Trump should also not consider running again in 2024. Now, wait a minute!  Are you telling me that the Pat Robertson actually told Donald Trump that Joe Biden won and it’s time to move on?  Holy Mackerel, is it just my imagination, or did hell just freeze over?  My word, Pat Robertson is now part of the Deep State.   Good grief, now I’m really confused!  As we all know, only an idiot would ever believe anything Pat Robertson says - and now he says “Trump lost?”  Could that possibly mean that actually Trump won?  I mean, just when we all thought 2020 couldn't get more bizarre - Pat Robertson has a lucid moment.  All I ...