You've Got to Be Kidding?

The pro-Trump streaming site Real America’s Voice interviewed MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell this week, who continued pushing his 2020 election fraud conspiracy, arguing that "We have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life, 300 and some million people.   We have that all the way back to November and December.”   When asked by the host why that hasn’t happened yet, Lindell explained that he first had to “wait for evil to reveal itself.” Well, when you consider the entire population of the US is only 332 million, that’s gonna have to be one helluva big prison.  Hey, maybe Republicans can strike up a deal with Amazon, and instead of having to build a bunch of new prisons, how about just turning Amazon’s warehouses into forced labor camps?  Hell, they’re practically that now, anyway.  Then, to show how they’re more compassionate than Jeff Bezos, they could even allow the prisoners - to freely use the bathrooms. Why, just think about it, with all the ne...

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he will be pulling all his ads from Fox News, after Fox declined to run a commercial linked to his efforts to promote claims of widespread fraud in the 2020 presidential election.   MyPillow is considered among Fox News’ major advertisers, spending nearly $50 million on ads there last year alone.   Good grief, you mean Mike Lindell is back in the news again?  Apparently, Lindell’s “traveling shitshow” never sleeps.  Maybe one of his pillows might help with that?  Now, I’m certainly no legal analyst, but it sure sounds a lot like Fox may just be trying to avoid getting into one of those nasty MyLawsuits . That said, it sure seems like poor Fox News has been losing advertisers faster than Red State meth users are losing their teeth.  Hell, after MyPillow pulls all their ads, about the only sponsors Fox will have left - will be products like Preparation H, Life Alert, home catheter delivery, and erectile dysfunction ads....

MyPillow Guy to Sue British Tabloid Over Jane Krakowski Rumors:   The Daily Beast reports that conspiracy theorist, staunch Trump ally and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, has retained celebrity attorney Charles Harder to go after British tabloid the “Daily Mail,” over a story that implied he had a secret affair with 30 Rock and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt actress Jane Krakowski.  Lindell claims the story “harmed his reputation as a Christian,” even as numerous companies vowed to stop carrying his pillows following his role in pushing the phony election fraud conspiracy theories that incited the January 6th insurrection by Trump supporters.  Wait a minute!  You mean to tell me the guy’s complaining about being linked romantically to Jane Krakowski?  Is he insane?  I mean, about the only thing I can think of that could be better than rumors that I dated Jane Krakowski - would be if I’d actually dated Jane Krakowski. Well, maybe it was all just a big mistake. ...