At a recent campaign event, Trump-backed Pennsylvania Republican gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano told a wildly enthusiastic crowd that after he is elected, he would immediately ban Critical Race Theory, remove all the graphic pornographic books, and eliminate pole dancing from Pennsylvania’s elementary schools. Mastriano made these claims, in spite of the fact that there is no evidence whatsoever any of these things even exist in Pennsylvania’s school system. Gee, I think someone should probably tell Doug Mastriano that all those “Hot Teacher” porn videos on the internet - aren’t actually real. Not to be critical, but maybe it’s about time his staffers think about canceling his Pornhub subscription. I mean, just because Mastriano happens to be way behind in the “poles,” doesn’t mean he should take it out on “pole dancers!” Besides, what’s wrong with Polish people dancing, anyway? Frankly, that makes me wonder if “pole dancing” is...