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Instagram has locked the account of rapper Ye (formerly Kanye West), after he suggested fellow musician Sean “Diddy” Combs was “controlled by Jewish people.”   Then, just hours after billionaire Elon Musk welcomed him back to Twitter, Kanye posted an antisemitic tweet saying he would go to “death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE.”   Twitter responded by locking Kanye’s account also.   However, those reactions to hate speech may soon be a thing of the past, if Elon Musk and a conservative-led movement get their way.   They promise to rein in what they describe as “censorship” by Silicon Valley giants and have been busy passing state laws that seek to “restrict social media content moderation,” policies that are sure to make online hate speech much more commonplace. Gee, I could be wrong, but I have the feeling many Americans really don’t want to be lectured about “censorship,” from a fanatical political movement that has spent the past year “banning books.”  That said, I ...

Kari Lake, MAGA election denier and winner of the Republican primary for governor of Arizona, has stirred up quite a bit of controversy after she endorsed Oklahoma legislator Jerrin Jackson in Oklahoma’s state senate race.   Jackson is considered a venomous homophobe and anti-semite, who has repeatedly made anti-Semitic statements such as "the Jews are evidence evil exists,” and “Jews will go to hell.”   He’s also said ”I am not beholden to Jews or any other group,”   and “I ain’t owned by Jews.”   In fact, his campaign slogan is " Choose Christ, Not Communism !”   In response to this controversy, candidate Lake sarcastically tweeted back about how this is yet another attempt by Libtards to try and prove “guilt by association.”  Well, to be completely honest - I think she’s right, they are.  That’s because, if I’m doing the math correctly, Lake not only associated with, but also “endorsed” a well-known anti-semite.  Therefore, I think there’s a p...

The entire Bracken County Kentucky Republican Party Facebook page had been deleted after complaints about one of their posts warning citizens that "A Jewish anti-gun activist, Steve Dettelbach, has just been made director of the ATF.”   They further cautioned that “The Jewish Junta is getting stronger and more aggressive.”   After receiving tons of blowback on the matter, Bracken County GOP Chairwoman Karin Kirkindol then deleted their entire Facebook page, and wrote that the post “does not represent the values of the Bracken County Republican Party.” Yes, it does!  Now, you can call me crazy, but if it doesn’t represent “the values of the Bracken County Republican Party,” then please explain just who the hell it does represent?  Now, I’m just guessing here, but I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume it probably doesn’t represent the values of the “Bracken County Jewish community.”  So, then - just who could it be? You see, the thing is, no matter how often...

DHS Threatens to Send Federal Law Enforcement Into Portland:   After a far right protester, part of a heavily armed 600-vehicle caravan of white nationalist Trump supporters who entered Portland with plans to confront BLM protestors, was fatally shot - acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf has been threatening to send in federal law enforcement to confront the BLM protesters - even though Portland officials warn sending in the Feds will only further inflame tensions. Now, let’s see here.  President Trump makes a series of inflammatory speeches, which dog whistle his cult’s white nationalist storm troopers to head into Portland for the sole purpose of using the threat of violence to try and intimidate BLM protesters - and then he blames all the chaos on city officials?  I mean, gee whiz - who could have ever imagined that a heavily armed contingent of angry white nationalists, coming into town with loaded weapons, intent on confronting Black Lives Matter demons...

Facebook Removes Trump Ads Displaying Symbol Used by Nazis:   Facebook on Thursday removed advertisements posted on its platform by the Trump reelection campaign, which prominently featured a symbol used by Nazis to mark “degenerate” peoples during World War II, saying the imagery violated company policy.  The Trump campaign countered that they had no idea these were Nazi symbols and then tried to claim these symbols were simply used to show their opposition to antifa - but Facebook wasn’t buying it. So, just to understand all this correctly - in order to “inform” everyone about how dangerous anti-fascists are, Republicans have now apparently decided to actually run as fascists? Because it’s pretty obvious Trump has managed to hire some of those "very fine people" from Charlottesville to help run his campaign.  Gotta give him credit though, Trump’s about the only guy I know who could somehow manage to get himself “cornered,” in an “oval office.” https://...

Washington Governor Accuses Trump of Encouraging Domestic Rebellion:   After Donald Trump released a series of "LIBERATE" tweets, denouncing the coronavirus lockdown and calling for citizens to “liberate” certain US states with governors he dislikes - which far-right social media took as Trump signaling support for “boogaloo" - a term extremists use for a “planned armed insurrection,” Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington shot back by accusing the President of "fomenting domestic rebellion by encouraging illegal and dangerous acts of violence with his "unhinged rantings.” Wait a minute!  I thought the 2nd Amendment talked about "a well-regulated militia,” not an ignorant, obese and diabetic militia?  Hell, these folks don’t even qualify as a mob.  This is more like an uprising in some mental health facility.   Now, I realize how depressing it is, watching these aggressive, obnoxious, ignoramuses make threats against civilization itself, but it’s also i...

Sweep of Arrests Hit US Neo-Nazi Group Connected to Five Murders:   After pressure from law enforcement, journalists and anti-fascist activists, the Trump administration has finally acted and arrested five senior members of the heavily armed neo-Nazi Atomwaffen Division (AWD) across the US - an organization associated with at least five murders. Look, as I’m sure as any Trump follower will quickly tell you, just because these folks happen to be neo-Nazis, white supremacists and paranoid conspiracy theorists - doesn’t necessarily make them all bad people.  Sure, these folks are accused of 5 murders, but it’s nothing personal - it’s just racism.   Why, these are just your typical soccer moms and dads, attending their kid’s high school football games on Friday nights, Saturday morning is combat training and learning how to overthrow the Deep State, Sunday morning is church and prayer, followed by bomb making classes and, later in the afternoon, a nice picnic lunc...

Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side:   After recent criticism from a notable Christian publication, President Trump launched a new political coalition called “ Evangelicals for Trump” at the King Jesus International Ministry megachurch in Florida, by declaring that God supports his agenda and made sure he got elected President, then adding “I really do believe we have God on our side.” So, it was actually God who got Trump elected?  Who knew?  Oh wait, now that think of it - I believe God did discuss electing Trump in “the Book of Russians” - verse 20:16, or was it the “Gospel of Putin” verse 20:20?  I must have somehow overlooked those chapters last time I read the Bible.   The truth is, even the harshest Trump critic - if completely honest, will have to admit that Trump has been a really devote Christian - at least ever since he realized how good "God" is at delivering votes on election day. And I get how some folks may consider ...

Far Right Trump Supporters Promising Civil War is Imminent:  On a highway about 100 miles southeast of Las Vegas, a gathering of heavily armed, far-right Trump supporters, including white nationalists and conspiracy theorists, gathered for a festival called “Trumpstock,” booked as a gathering of “real Americans” celebrating President Donald Trump - with many attendees promising a full-fledged civil war, in the event President Trump should not be reelected or impeached. Because nothing shows your “patriotic support” for American democracy, like threatening violence and civil war if your candidate isn’t reelected.  But I see their point.  I mean, it isn’t like for the past 238 years - America has peacefully accepted the outcome of our presidential elections. Why, if I were one of those “real Americans,” next time I needed dental work done, or had a child in need of medical attention, rather than go to one of those snotty, untrustworthy “coastal elites” for assis...

Giuliani Claims He’s More of a Jew Than Holocaust Survivor Soros:   Jewish groups are up in arms at former New York mayor and Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, after he claimed in a recent interview that he is “more of a Jew” than financier and Holocaust survivor George Soros. No question about it!  And while we're at it, I’m sure he’s also more Native American than Sitting Bull.  Let’s remember, when you’re a bonafide Trump supporter, all you have to do is simply say something, and it magically becomes true. Anyway, sounds to me like crazy Rudy may have forgotten to refill his prescriptions again.  Well, Trump is right about one thing, no low-flow toilet is gonna be able to flush away all this nonsense Rudy’s been spewing - with only one flush.   About the only way I can explain insane behavior like this is by assuming Rudy is aware he’s in some serious legal trouble, so he’s hoping acting like this will allow him to exchange that future ora...

Trump Executive Order on Anti-Semitism Stirs Fear and Confusion:   Donald Trump’s new executive order expanding “protections” against anti-Semitism on campus - under the guise of “preventing protests and boycotts of Israel,” is actually prompting both fear and confusion among many American Jews, because it effectively interprets Judaism as a “separate race or nationality” and not simply a religion - similar to actions taken by Nazi Germany in the 1930’s. Gee, Trump’s actions causing fear and confusion?  Say it isn’t so!  I mean, this one even tops the attack on the water-saving toilets Trump made just last week.   Just goes to show ya, there’s apparently no situation which Trump isn’t able to make worse.  I’ll tell you one thing, its damn sure gonna take a helluva  lot more than 15 flushes to get rid of this mess. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Tells Jewish Group They’ll Vote for Him to Avoid Wealth Tax:   Outraged Jewish groups are accusing Donald Trump of fostering anti-Semitic stereotypes when he spoke at an Israeli American Council conference in Florida and told the crowd that you Jews “are not nice people at all, but you will have to vote for me, so you can avoid the wealth tax” being proposed by Democrats like Bernie Sanders and Elizebeth Warren. Well, I certainly have to give Trump credit for one thing.  It takes a lotta chutzpah to insult the entire Jewish population of the United States right to their face, and then turn right around and demand they give him their vote.  That’s one helluva parlor trick, if you can pull it off.  But I get it - Donald Trump is a guy who really, really, really loves Israel - but he’s just not especially fond of Jews. Anyway, if President Trump is really serious about convincing Jewish people to quit overwhelmingly voting Democrat, perhaps someone mi...

W Virginia Gov’t Employees Suspended for Giving Nazi Salute:   Roughly 30 employees of the West Virginia’s Department of Military Affairs and Public Safety, have been suspended after a recent picture emerged showing them performing a Nazi salute in a group photo. I guess about the only thing missing in this photograph would be the tiki torches.  Obviously, this picture must have been taken before Home Depot opened that morning, a bit too early for anyone to head over and pick them up.  Of course, these are the very same folks who get really pissed over athletes taking a knee - because everyone knows there’s no any racism in America any more.  Oh well, I suppose it’s back to those "clean coal" jobs for these folks. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Christian Broadcaster Rick Wiles Labels Trump Impeachment a Jew Coup:  End Times Christian broadcaster Rick Wiles took to the airwaves on his “TruNews” program to warn fellow Christians that the impeachment of President Donald Trump is nothing short of a “Jew coup” to overthrow a constitutionally elected President, further adding that if Trump is impeached, this country could be engulfed in a full-blown full civil war by Christmas.   Pastor Wiles went on the explain that if Jews are able to pull off this dastardly overthrow of our Christian society, they will quickly round up all the Christians and put them to death.   Now THAT my friends, would be quite an accomplishment - given that Jews are only 2% of the US population, while Christians number around 240 million people.  Funny thing is, I just can’t seem to remember when Jews orchestrated a mass killing of Christians.  In fact, it almost seems like it was the other way around. Meanwhile, Pasto...

Trump Mocks Honest Abe During His Dallas Rally:  President Donald Trump once again shocked critics by mocking Abraham Lincoln during his latest rally in Dallas, telling followers he would never be as presidential as "Honest Abe Lincoln when he's wearing that hat," adding that to be presidential like Lincoln - "all you have to do is act like a stiff.”  He then proceeded to mimic “a stiff,” by buttoning his blazer, speaking in a monotonous voice, and claiming that someone as boring as Lincoln could never win Texas. Wait a minute, that’s just crazy!  You’re telling me Donald Trump can actually button-up his blazer?  Wow, who could have ever seen that coming?  Anyway, Trump’s definitely right about one thing, the word “honest” will NEVER be used to describe Donald Trump - or his presidency. Of course, trying to compare Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln is simply ridiculous, no matter how you look at it.  I mean, you’d have to go back a helluva lot furt...

Teen Girl With AK47 Arrested for Plan to Shoot 400 People:   An 18-year-old girl, who had been expelled from McAlester High in Oklahoma after being caught multiple times at school with a knife and a swastika, was arrested after she told co-workers she was planning to "shoot 400 people for fun" at her old high school. Wow, I’ll have to assume she may have misunderstood her guidance councilors when they told her to “dream big.”  Of course, I’m sure Trump, the NRA and the all the Republicans are gonna put the blame squarely on the dreaded video games.  OK, if that’s the case, I guess that means the cops ought to let her keep her guns, and just confiscate her video games?  Problem solved! Ironically, her co-workers told police she is one of those people who was always trying to convince people that “not all gun owners are bad people.”  Hell, maybe this was just her special way of demonstrating the difference?  Anyway, one thing’s for sure, she’s cert...

Religious Conservatives Warn Martyrdom Awaits if Democrats Win:   Several hundred people packed a large hall inside the Catholic University of America in northeast Washington, D.C., to listen to r eligious conservatives warn of a dystopian future in which the execution of Christians for their religious beliefs will be as commonplace as it was in ancient Rome - if Democrats like Bernie Sanders win the upcoming election in 2020. No kidding!  Hell, eight years of Obama nearly wiped out all of America’s Christians, who were summarily executed with the very guns Democrats confiscated from law-abiding, evangelical gun owners.  Fortunately, enough of them survived to elect Trump president in 2016. And what a blessing Donald Trump has been for America.  Why, if it weren’t for him, poor evangelicals would most likely be spending all their time urinating in genderless bathrooms, baking cakes for gay weddings, and mass shootings would be occurring so often - they’d ...

Ohio Man Accused of Planning Attack on Jewish Center:   A self-described white nationalist who owned assault-style weapons and lots of Nazi World War II memorabilia, has been charged in federal court with making threats to attack an Ohio Jewish community center. Why, what a surprise!  Another heavily-armed white nationalist planning a massacre?  Let’s see, that makes six foiled mass shootings in the past 3 weeks, and guess what - they’re all white and they’re all Trump supporters.  Who could’ve imagined?   So, it seems Trump’s Master Race strikes again!  And doesn’t this guy look like one “glorious" human specimen?  No wonder he feels superior to all the rest of us.  Why he looks so “happy” in that mugshot - maybe he should have just stuck to playing video games in his mom's basement?   Anyway, isn’t it odd we don’t see all those right-wing, Fox News media figures like Hannity or Tucker Carlson looking earnestly into the camer...