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RFK Jr. Floats Notion COVID Was Designed to Spare Jews and Chinese People

According to a video published by the New York Post, vaccine conspiracy theorist, and Democratic 2024 presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. advanced a dangerous conspiracy theory this week that the coronavirus could have been a bioweapon “deliberately targeted” to spare Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese people while disproportionately attacking White and Black people. Now, I don’t know exactly what RFK Jr’s been smoking, but my best guess is whatever it is, Sidney Powell was his dealer.  Either that, or he’s been hitting Uncle Teddy’s old liquor cabinet again.  I mean, this guy is really out there.  Not to be overly critical, but it kind of sounds like Rosemary wasn’t the only Kennedy who underwent a lobotomy.  I mean, let’s get real.  If this dude weren’t a Kennedy, he'd be standing outside some Walmart with a cardboard sign begging for cash. That said, and in response to the outage over his statements, RFK Jr. immediately tweeted he “never, ever” suggested...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares COVID Restrictions to the Holocaust

Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares COVID Restrictions to the Holocaust:   During a recent appearance on the ultra-conservative Real America’s Voice network’s “The Water Cooler with David Brody” program, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) called House Speaker Nancy Pelosi “mentally ill” for her recent decision to keep the mask mandate on the House floor, and then compared continued coronavirus restrictions in the U.S. Capitol to what “Jewish people suffered during the Holocaust.” Wow!  So, if I understand her logic correctly, those nearly 600,000 Americans who’ve lost their lives so far - all died because they were forced to wear face masks?  And, while I’m sure it all makes perfect sense to the voters in her "Deliverance District” down in Georgia, I rather doubt anyone else knows what the hell she’s talking about - including her.  Not to be critical, but if they ever decide to do another remake of The Planet of the Apes, they’ve definitely got their lead.  ...

Alabama House May Overturn 28-Year Ban on Yoga in Public Schools

Alabama House May Overturn 28-Year Ban on Yoga in Public Schools:   Alabama’s House of Representatives just passed a bill by a vote of 73-to-25, which would lift over a quarter-century ban on teaching Yoga in its public schools.   This is a ban that was first implemented back in 1993, due to various conservative group’s opposition to its Hindu roots.   That said, using classic yoga terms such as “namaste,” will still not be permitted under the new bill. Well, well - my goodness gracious!  That’s almost enough to make ya think that these good ole Ramma, Bamma, Bamma, Ding-Dongs - have themselves been practicing some of that good old “cancel culture,” - you know, that stuff they constantly whine about all day long over on Fox News.  Why, it’s no wonder these folks hate Yankees so much - hell, they once had a catcher named “Yogi Berra.” And, to think all this nonsense is coming from a state that nearly elected serial child sex predator Roy Moore to the United St...

Lame Duck Trump Unleashes a Tsunami of 20 Pardons

Lame Duck Trump Unleashes a Tsunami of 20 Pardons:   As the clock quickly runs out on his presidency, President Trump is responding by unleashing a flurry of pardons, including four Blackwater mercenaries who were convicted of murdering 14 innocent and unarmed Iraqis, two border patrol agents who shot an unarmed immigrant, and a Florida nursing home mogul, who perpetrated a billion-dollar Medicare fraud - the largest in US history.   Not quite finished there, Trump then pardoned three former Republican members of Congress as well as two people convicted of crimes related to Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. Gee whiz, and to think I just assumed Trump was finished with all this pardoning stuff after the Thanksgiving turkey.  Silly me!  And that, my friends, is simply Act 1 in the “dial-a-pardon” portion of our interregnum.  So, hang on tight folks, because the next three weeks promise to be a helluva ride!   Now, Republicans will c...