In a recent interview with the New York Post , former Trump Secretary of State, evangelical Christian, and possible 2024 presidential candidate Mike Pompeo - evoked the old “I pulled myself up by the bootstraps” line, by claiming he lost 90 pounds in just six months, by simply making minor changes to his diet and working out only 30 minutes a day. This has fitness professionals, as well as the editorial board of the Kansas City Star - expressing serious skepticism about his claim. Gee, you mean to tell me that good old Trump-loving Mike Pompeo has lost 90 pounds? Why, I didn’t even realize a spine could weigh 90 pounds. Now, we knew he really had himself a pretty good set of kahunas, so as a precaution, maybe Trump decided he’d better get him castrated - and each testicle weighed 45 pounds. Not to mention, no longer hosting all those lavish, 500 person State Department dinners he threw during the COVID pandemic, probably helped with the weight loss also. ...