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Republicans Pissed Biden Shot Down ‘High-Altitude Object’ Over Alaska

The Pentagon announced that a U.S. fighter jet has shot down a “high-altitude object” in Alaskan airspace Friday, marking the second such encounter in a week after the plodding cross-country flight by a suspected Chinese spy balloon.   Officials say the object was roughly the size of a car, making it much smaller than the Chinese airship shot down Saturday. Well then, I guess when it comes down to shooting down “unidentified high-altitude objects,” size doesn’t matter.   Gee, I wonder what the hell it was that was flying so high above Alaska?   The way I see it, it could only be one of two things - Elon Musk’s car, or Sarah Palin’s ego.   We can only hope it wasn’t Santa, on some kind of a test run.   Otherwise, Christmas ’23 is all shot to hell. Meanwhile, Republicans are up in arms about the matter, first complaining about the cost of shooting it down, and then claiming President Biden shot the thing down way too soon.  Now, while I’m certainly no Repub...

Sarah Palin Considering Challenging Lisa Murkowski in Alaska’s GOP Senate Primary

Right Wing Watch reports that former Alaska governor, 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, and reality TV personality Sarah Palin, has been teasing the possibility of challenging Sen. Lisa Murkowski in Alaska’s Republican Senate primary next year.   In fact, Palin recently told New Apostolic Reformation movement leader Ché Ahn, “If God wants me to do it, I will.” Now, I normally don't repeat anything God tells me in private, but this time Sarah - He’s saying  “Hell NO!”  I mean, forget about God, not even Tina Fey wants you to run.  In addition, political analysts say Sarah is well past her prime, given it’s been a full 13 years since she was once considered to be “the very cutting edge of crazy.”  Perhaps, but in my opinion, no one should ever count Sarah Palin out in a “crazy contest.” Besides, who can blame her for wanting to run?  Imagine if you were Sarah Palin, and you saw a lying, thieving, con-artist, of a grifter like Donald Trump, not ...