Fox News Blames Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage On Joe Biden: The Fox News website has just published an investigative article, placing the blame for an anticipated Chick-fil-A sauce shortage - squarely on the shoulders of “Joe Biden’s America.” This, after Chick-fil-A announced that some of their restaurants may face a sauce shortage, due to the recent “Colonial Pipeline cyber attack.” Wow, who could have imagined that Colonial Pipeline was also delivering Chick-fil-A sauce? Kind of scary to think that something of such strategic importance as Chick-fil-A sauce, could be affected by a bunch of hackers. Oh, the humanity! Hell, everyone knows when Trump was in charge - America had a tartar sauce surplus! That said, I think I have a pretty damn good idea how this all comes down. See, Barack pulls right up to Chick-fil-A in this brand new George Soros “Antifamobile” and pops open the trunk - then Joe quickly runs out to the car and dumps his stash of ...