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Dunkin’ Drops Donuts From its Name:   Restaurant chain Dunkin’ Donuts announced it’s dropping the word “Donuts” from its name and renaming itself simply “Dunkin’,” which will align itself with the company’s emphasis on coffee and other beverages.  In related news, Starbucks announced they will be dropping the “Star” part of their name and simply calling themselves “Bucks,” which will align itself with the company’s emphasis on charging a small fortune for insanely overrated coffee. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Scientists Studying Urban Coyotes Say They are Monogamous:  Scientists at Ohio State University who study coyotes living in an urban environment claim that they are completely monogamous and that couples pair-off for life.  Wow, imagine that?  I had no idea that scientists at Ohio State were monogamous. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com      NASA Warns Human Activity Causing Earth to Wobble:  New resear...

Former Pistons Center Tells Wife on TV He Slept with 341 Women:   Former Detroit Pistons center Jason Maxiell revealed to a national television audience on the Oprah Winfrey Network that he has slept with 341 women before and during his marriage to high school sweetheart Brandi Maxiell. Gee, only 341?  That’s showing amazing self control for a professional athlete here in the US.  Actually, I’m just kidding - obviously any decent husband would have stopped cheating after the number approached 250.  I suppose his wife will want to divorce him now, but to be fair - doesn’t everyone deserve a 342nd chance?  On the other hand, if you put all the women’s names Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have bedded on a wall, it would look a hell of a lot like the Vietnam War Memorial.  My question is, when the hell did that guy ever find time to play basketball? Anyway, the way I look at it is - while you may not think much of him as a husband, you have to be...

Melania Trump Contradicts Her Husband on LeBron James:   Less than a day after President Trump attacked LeBron James’ intellect in a tweet, Melania Trump publicly praised the NBA superstar for his charity work, saying she would even be open to visiting the new public school he recently opened back in Ohio. Wow - first she’s caught watching CNN on Air Force One - and now this?  I mean, unlike those Russian girls, Melania just missed a “golden” opportunity to “shower” our Dear Leader with praise.  You can just bet if she keeps this up, she can expect a knock on her door and our good friends over at ICE paying her a little visit.   As if the President didn’t have enough to do between golfing outings, insulting our allies and meeting with tyrannical dictators, now it looks like he’s gonna have to spend loads of time paging through old back issues of “Mail Order Brides of Eastern Europe.”   Anyway, to be completely fair, let’s not forget that Donald Tr...