Former Pistons Center Tells Wife on TV He Slept with 341 Women

Former Pistons Center Tells Wife on TV He Slept with 341 Women: Former Detroit Pistons center Jason Maxiell revealed to a national television audience on the Oprah Winfrey Network that he has slept with 341 women before and during his marriage to high school sweetheart Brandi Maxiell.

Gee, only 341? That’s showing amazing self control for a professional athlete here in the US. Actually, I’m just kidding - obviously any decent husband would have stopped cheating after the number approached 250. I suppose his wife will want to divorce him now, but to be fair - doesn’t everyone deserve a 342nd chance?

On the other hand, if you put all the women’s names Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have bedded on a wall, it would look a hell of a lot like the Vietnam War Memorial. My question is, when the hell did that guy ever find time to play basketball?

Anyway, the way I look at it is - while you may not think much of him as a husband, you have to be impressed with the man’s accounting skills. One thing’s for sure, you can bet that Jason Maxiell made sure he had excellent password protection on that Excel Spreadsheet of his. Hell, I think that 341 score is probably more points than he ever managed to score while he was in the NBA.

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