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Trump Supporters and Anti-Semitism:  Just got into an argument in Starbucks with some half-witted Trump supporter about anti-Semitism, and this guy tells me he "doesn't have an antisymmetric bone in his body." I just looked at him and said "maybe not, but you're certainly asymmetric - how else you gonna explain that fucking haircut?” https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Study Finds Half of All Americans Are Lonely:   A recent study found that nearly half of all Americans polled today say they’re lonely.  Well, then I suppose it’s a lucky thing the pollsters contacted them.  Give them someone to talk to. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Repeal of Child Labor Laws:  I’m guessing this means the Trump administration was finally able to repeal US child labor laws.

Report Warns Human Civilization Likely to End by 2050:   A chilling Australian policy paper outlining a “Doomsday Scenario" for humanity, suggests that if action isn’t taken soon, we will witness irreversible damage to global climate systems and by the year 2050 - a world of chaos and political panic will be the norm, sending humanity down a path toward the end of civilization as we know it. Of course, Republican leaders will counter that this will only affect people living in 2050, not wealthy, older white men alive today - so who cares?  Besides, it appears John Bolton already has a plan to rid mother Earth of much of its "excess humanity" by provoking WW III, long before climate change ever becomes a serious issue. That said, I’ve also noticed that the more cunning of Republicans have finally evolved their public posture from one of completely denying climate change exists - to one of admitting climate change may be happening, but denying the...

Charmin Creates 3-Month Toilet Paper Roll for Millennials:   Charmin has introduced a new “Forever Roll” toilet paper roll for millennials and people who live alone and have limited storage space - a roll that should last up to 3 months.  At first I laughed at the thought, but now that I think about it - someone could get one helluva lot of reading done if you sit on the pot for three months. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Ben & Jerry’s Wants to Offer CBD Ice Cream:   Everyone is getting into the CBD craze, and Ben & Jerry’s is no exception as the Vermont-based ice cream maker announced it would like to offer CBD-infused ice cream.  While some are praising the move, others are calling it just another cruel trick played on the lactose intolerant. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com     Scientists Pursue Universal Snakebite Cure:   Scientists in India, Kenya, Nigeria, Britain and the US, are endeavoring to find a universal ...