A mammoth cargo ship believed to be carrying thousands of Porsches and Bentleys, is on fire and drifting off the coast of the Azores after its 22 crew members had to be rescued from the vessel. Dealers say should the cars become a total loss, it may take another six months for these “special order” vehicles to be delivered to their wealthy patrons. Now, I’ll be the first to admit that as soon as I heard that a ship had thousands of cars on fire, I immediately thought “oh, they must be transporting Chevy Bolts.” Sadly, these are Porsches and Bentleys folks. Why, this is truly a tragedy of first-world proportions! Talk about “The Bonfire of the Vanities.” One thing’s for sure, if this ship eventually sinks, the wealthy are definitely gonna need another round of government bailouts. After all, let us not forget - “Luxury Cars Matter!” That said, I get it. Why, it’s enough to make some highfalutin “Captain of Industry” cry right into thei...