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Fox News Sees National Security Threat in New M&M’s Colors

Recent data is showing that a whopping 1 in 8 Americans experience food insecurity, while $200 billion is being spent on food that will never even be eaten.   Meanwhile, and speaking of food, an all-female group of hosts over at Fox News have turned their sharp focus on M&M’S.   It seems Mars Wrigley’s M&M’S brand has made the horrifyingly “woke” decision to put out a female-only, special edition offering - featuring Purple, Brown, and Green female M&M’S that appear upside-down on the package - to represent “women everywhere who are flipping the status quo.”   Well, don’t think you can slide something so incendiary as that past the clever hosts at Fox News.   These smart folks have determined this “female inclusivity scheme” is all part of a dastardly plot conceived with China, cleverly designed to “Keep focusing on giving people their own color M&M’S, while we (China) take over all of the mineral deposits in the entire world.” Good grief!  Thank...