You've Got to Be Kidding?

During a Newsmax interview, Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle decried Biden’s student loan forgiveness as a “communist” plot, arguing “Paying off loans for people they want to have some bizarre basket weaving degree and they want all of us to subsidize their laziness and their inability to even try to contribute to society.”     Wait, a minute?  The woman who got paid a $60,000 speaking fee for simply giving her fiancé Don Jr. a two-minute introduction at the Jan. 6th “Stop the Steal” rally said what?  I guess that’s why when people think “Kimberly Guilfoyle,” the first thing that comes to mind is “hard worker.”  Not to mention, it also solves the age-old math equation “What costs $60,000, yet lasts only 2 minutes?” Anyway, Guilfoyle is angry folks will use this money to pay off “basket weaving degrees.”  Gee, I really can’t think of any schools offering degrees in “basket weaving,” other than perhaps Trump University, but they were shut...

US Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) revealed that former Trump fundraiser Kimberly Guilfoyle was paid $60,000 for simply giving fiancée Donald Trump Jr. a three-minute introduction for his speech at the January 6th rally that preceded the Capitol riot.   Members of the Jan.6th Committee used this payout to demonstrate the misleading marketing effort and grift run by the Trump campaign, which raised roughly $250 million in the weeks following the Nov. 3rd election, with promises of “a massive legal effort to uncover voter fraud.” This - MAGA folks, is your “Stop the Steal” donations at work!  Let’s see now - $60,000.  That would be like 7500 MAGA Trump supporters donating a full hour of their Red State minimum wage salaries.  Now, in all fairness to Kimberly - coming up with nice things to say while introducing Don Jr., had to be really fucking hard work.   Besides, it seems like a bargain, especially when you consider Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 for what...