You've Got to Be Kidding?

Former Canadian citizen, and current US senator Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), agitated in favor of protesting Canadian QAnon truckers, suggesting the truckers ought to leave the people of Vancouver “without food,” as punishment for the government's Covid-19 vaccine mandates.   The dispute began when Vancouver Mayor Kennedy Stewart tweeted out to truckers that “95% of Vancouver is vaccinated,” and that “Vancouver doesn’t want you here.   Make your point and then go home."   In response, Cruz then tweeted out the threat that folks in Vancouver “might feel differently with empty shelves.” Gee, Ted Cruz is actually wishing empty shelves on folks in Vancouver?  Possibly causing many to go hungry, just so these “Trucker Tantrum reactionaries” can "own the libs?”  Those seem like pretty strong words Ted, especially - coming from a guy who looks like he hasn’t missed a meal in a helluva long time.  Of course, we know old Ted would never allow himself to go hungry.  W...

Former National Security Council expert and adviser to Donald Trump Fiona Hill, says the international community is extremely fearful about what's happening in the United States, with the rise of fascism and democracy hanging by a thread.   A poll found that Canadians are especially concerned about a huge influx of US refugees at their southern border, trying to escape retribution from fascist mobs, should Trump manage to seize power again. So, Canada, ‘eh?  Well, well, what’s this fuss all aboot?  Now, I live in sunny southern California, and to be honest, before I’d ever even consider moving to Canada, I’d have to think very hard about which is worse - fascism or winter?  So, not to worry all my maple syrup sucking, hockey puck slapping - friends to the north.  A lot of us couldn’t take your winters anyway.  Besides, Canada could always build a wall, and have Trump pay for it! And then, there’s Mexico to the south.  It has great weather, a low c...

Trump’s Vancouver Hotel Files for Bankruptcy:  The parent company which owns one of President Trump’s newest hotels, the Trump International Hotel in Vancouver, a facility run and managed by the Trump Organization - has filed for bankruptcy, just three years after it opened. Well now, that’s completely understandable.  Let’s face it, Vancouver, Canada isn’t exactly what you would call a good fit for the Trump brand.  After all, Canada is still considered a “democracy.”  Let’s not forget that everything Trump touches, soon dies - including America.  Ironically, according to the promotional video, Eric Trump called Vancouver “one of the great cities of the world,” and “a place that’s so fitting for the Trump brand.”  Well - yes it is , and apparently - no, it wasn’t .”  Gee, and to think all this time, I was under the impression that “bankruptcy” was actually the “Trump brand.”  Silly me! Anyway, I think I’ve actually got an idea that just mig...

Canada Running Out of Marijuana Two Days after Legalization:   Marijuana retailers across Canada have reportedly been experiencing shortages or running out of stock entirely just two days after the country moved to legalize the recreational sale of marijuana.  The shortage is apparently so  severe   the UN General Assembly voted unanimously to ask Willie Nelson to head up to Canada to do a benefit concert.  One thing’s for sure, if Canada is finally able to replenish its pot supplies - Santa’s going to really enjoy those Canadian Christmas cookies this year.   https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com BepiColombo Launches on Long Journey to Mercury:   BepiColombo, a joint mission of the European and Japanese space agencies, set off from a launchpad in French Guiana aboard an Ariane 5 rocket on its long journey to Mercury.  Geez, Mercury is right next to the sun - so a lot can go wrong.  One thing’s for certain, if this mission fail...