You've Got to Be Kidding?

Concerned over his pal Donald Trump’s potential indictment for a $130,000 hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign, Fox News host Jesse Watters told viewers that "There's no proof Trump slept with Stormy; there's no baby!” Gee whiz!  Apparently, Jessie is still living in his mom's basement, and she hasn't had that sex talk with him yet.   Wonder if Watters has ever heard of something called “birth control?   Let’s be honest, folks - Jesse Watters is a perfect example of why “sex education” should be mandatory in our schools.   The poor guy sounds like he either failed 6th-grade science class, or he went to school in Florida. Guess that's what that home schoolin’ will do for ya.  Folks, Jessie Watters isn’t simply “playing stupid,” he IS stupid!   I mean, if we’re to believe him, Trump apparently ordered Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 - for NOT sleeping with him.   In fact, if we were t...

Trump Felt Paying Off Stormy Daniels Was Cheaper Than Paying Off Melania:   A leaked excerpt from Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book, claims Donald Trump felt that paying hush-money to adult film star Stormy Daniels would be a helluva lot cheaper than paying off Melania, calling the $130,000 just “pocket change” and adding that his supporters might think it was super "cool” if they found out he slept with a porn star. Cool indeed!  Because, as we all know, porn stars are “ extremely picky" about who they have sex with.  Sadly though, those Trump supporters can basically forget about that “cool factor.”  The truth is, Trump paid Stormy off to keep her mouth shut during the election - not for the sex.   So, the bottom line is, we have a President, beloved by the evangelical Christian crowd - who ranks women by how much it costs to sleep with them.  That sure ought to boost his standing with female voters, or at least with the ones who’ve never completed ...