You've Got to Be Kidding?

NY Times Obtains Trump’s Tax Returns Showing Massive Losses:  The New York Times has obtained Donald Trump’s tax returns for the years 1985 through 1994, showing the President lost a massive $1.17 billion for that decade - losses which permitted him to avoid paying any taxes at all for eight of those ten years. Gee, and all these massive losses occurred at the same time Trump was busy hawking his book “The Art of the Deal.”  The way I see it, if Trump’s ability to “deal” is considered an “art,” then its art at about the third grade level.  I mean, this guy’s loses averaged over a $100 million every year - for ten years ! That said, it will be interesting to see how Sarah Sanders and Fox News spin this one.  Why, if one didn’t watch Fox News, one might get the impression that through his own incompetence - Donald Trump lost so much money that about the only way he could remain in business, was by laundering Russian mob money.   Imagine, we have a ...

Forensic Scientists Claim Jack the Ripper Identified by DNA:   Researchers say they’ve used DNA to finally unmask Jack the Ripper, the infamous serial killer who terrorized London in the late 1800s - identifying the killer as Aaron Kosminski, a 23-year-old Polish immigrant barber.  Well, it’s about time!  Perhaps now, Londoners can finally get themselves a good night’s sleep again.  I suppose one could even say that Mr. Kosminski operated the world’s first “Supercuts.”  Unfortunately, Kosminski’s “Supercuts” seemed to be more focused on cutting the neck than cutting the hair.  https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Trump Exaggerated Wealth to Get $2Bn in Loans From Deutsche Bank:   A new report found that Donald Trump repeatedly exaggerated his wealth to secure huge loans of $2 billion from Germany’s Deutsche Bank, even after bankruptcies and defaults led to him to be “deemed untouchable” by other credible financial institutions.  Wow, ...

Jeff Bezos Claims National Enquirer Trying to Blackmail Him:   In a blogpost on Medium, Amazon chief Jeff Bezos made a most atypical public disclosure - alleging that National Enquirer chief executive and longtime Trump friend David Pecker, is threatening to publish embarrassing nude photos if Bezos didn’t stop his own private investigator Gavin de Becker’s investigation of Pecker’s company. So if I’m understanding all this correctly, a guy named David Pecker is threatening to publish pictures of Jeff Bezos’ pecker if he doesn’t stop an investigation by a private dick named de Becker?  Can this be real?  Gee, sounds like that Pecker must be a real prick!  Now my question is, just who is the National Enquirer really threatening anyhow - Jeff Bezos or the rest of us?  I mean, who the hell wants to see Jeff Bezos in the nude?  That said, I’m sure there must be some people who would and Amazon is promising they will deliver them by Saturday if you ...