NY Times Obtains Trump’s Tax Returns Showing Massive Losses

NY Times Obtains Trump’s Tax Returns Showing Massive Losses: The New York Times has obtained Donald Trump’s tax returns for the years 1985 through 1994, showing the President lost a massive $1.17 billion for that decade - losses which permitted him to avoid paying any taxes at all for eight of those ten years.

Gee, and all these massive losses occurred at the same time Trump was busy hawking his book “The Art of the Deal.” The way I see it, if Trump’s ability to “deal” is considered an “art,” then its art at about the third grade level. I mean, this guy’s loses averaged over a $100 million every year - for ten years!

That said, it will be interesting to see how Sarah Sanders and Fox News spin this one. Why, if one didn’t watch Fox News, one might get the impression that through his own incompetence - Donald Trump lost so much money that about the only way he could remain in business, was by laundering Russian mob money.

Imagine, we have a President who’s actual resume reads like a “failed money launderer.” And just how the hell does someone manage to fail at money laundering? Turns out, Trump so crooked, just about everything he touches - turns to evidence. Of course, more will be revealed, so I would suggest Trump and his grifter family enjoy using those shiny golden toilets of theirs - while they still can.

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