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Trump Now Hawking $75 Autographed Pics of Him Allegedly Scoring a Hole-in-One

Former President Donald Trump has apparently found yet another way to fleece his flock out of their money - he’s selling autographed photos of himself “allegedly” making a hole-in-one while playing golf last month.   His pitch reads “Friend, many people are asking, and yes, it's true.   While playing golf with some of the greatest golfers in our country, I made a hole-in-one.   Friend, I just released one of my favorite photos of me golfing and I want YOU to have it.   I even SIGNED it for you.   Contribute $75 or more TODAY to claim your Trump Golf Photo, signed by your favorite President.” Of course, one might ask, why would a “billionaire" be hawking photos of himself?  Not to mention, who would actually pay $75 for a pic of a morbidly obese man in disheveled clothes, standing in the weeds, lying about making a “hole-in-one?”  Well, the answer is - any bonafide, Trump-loving MAGA sycophant would be darn proud to have that pic adorning the walls of ...