You've Got to Be Kidding?

Plant-based meat substitute producer Beyond Meat’s Chief Operating Officer Doug Ramsey has been arrested in Fayetteville, Arkansas, on charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery after getting into a road rage altercation during a parking garage fender-bender, and biting off the tip of another man's nose. Holy cow!  Wait a minute!  So, he gets in a “beef” with another driver, and bites off his nose?  Since when did cannibalism become a vegan choice?  Wonder if the judge will ask if his victim’s nose “tasted like chicken?”  Guess we can only hope Ramsey doesn't have a son named “Stew.”  All I can say is, this kind of behavior could make Beyond Meat’s stock take a huge “nose dive.”  Hell, if this keeps up, Beyond Meat’s gonna have to come out with a new product line called “Beyond Noses.” So, what’s up with this multi-millionaire biting off some guy’s nose over a silly fender bender?  I mean, who the hell does he think he is, Mike...

Televangelist Claims Veggie Burgers are a Satanic Plot to Alter Our DNA: Christian televangelist Rick Wiles is warning his audience that the popularity of plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products are part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA and create a race of soulless creatures, who will no longer be willing or able to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior. Wow, and who knew?  Now, while I’m sure some of you are laughing, Pastor Wiles does bring up a valid point.  I mean, when’s the last time you’ve seen someone accepting Jesus Christ as their personal savior - while they were busy gobbling down a veggie burger? Now, some may ask, if Lucifer is nefariously altering the DNA of unsuspecting diners eating veggie burgers - then why doesn’t God just issue some sort of a “software update,” which would repair the poor schmuck’s DNA?  After all, wasn’t God the one who designed these folks in the first place?   Perhaps, but if I’m understanding Past...