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Some Suspect Earth’s Magnetic Poles About to Flip:   A new theory being proposed is that the Earth’s magnetic poles may be about to flip for the first time in 786,000 years.  Scientists say that even if it does happen, humans should be OK overall - but birds who typically migrate using magnetic guidance may now be forced to download the Waze app in order to navigate their way past Cleveland every summer.  Otherwise, about the only other thing people will notice is that they’ll now need to place the batteries into their electronic devices backwards. http://www.johnnyrobish.com Last Ice Age Affected Breastfeeding in Native Americans:   Scientists at UC Berkeley say that the last ice age may have caused a genetic mutation in Native Americans which causes the breasts to provide more fat and vitamin D to infants.  So I’m guessing before that, the only thing available in breastfeeding was either 2% or skim milk?  http://www.johnnyrobish.com...

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Winter:   The world’s most famous rodent - Punxsutawney Phil, saw his shadow and forecast six more weeks of winter.  In related news, a representative for Punxsutawney Phil announced he has just accepted a position as a weekend anchor on the Weather Channel. http://www.johnnyrobish.com Study Says Life’s Molecular Building Blocks Came From Space:   According to a new study, the “molecular building blocks" necessary for life here on Earth most likely originated in outerspace.  So if I’m correct on this, when your girlfriend tells you “I need my space,” what she’s really needs is more molecular building blocks.  Who could have guessed so many women were that into advanced biochemistry?  http://www.johnnyrobish.com Company Claims Drug Destroys Double Chins:  P Pharmaceutical giant Allergan is investing millions into an injectable, fat-destroying drug that it says will do ...

Ikea Founder Ingvar Kamprad Dead at Age 91:   Ingvar Kamprad, who transformed a small local furniture business in the 1940s to the massive global brand Ikea, has died at age 91.  When the funeral home delivered his casket, I guess it came as no surprise to anyone that “some assembly was required.” http://www.johnnyrobish.com Trump Claims Ice Caps Setting Records During His Presidency:  While dismissing climate change during a recent interview in the UK with Piers Morgan, President Trump insisted that rather than melting, the “ice caps are setting records” during his presidency.  Wow, that statement reminds me of the old adage, “you can lead a Republican to facts, but you can’t make them think.”  That said, in all fairness - the President is partially correct.  The polar ice caps have reversed themselves and are now heading towards Panama for the winter. http://www.johnnyrobish.com Parents Forcing Children to Drink Bleach to Cure Au...