You've Got to Be Kidding?

Former president Donald Trump drew intense criticism after having dinner at his Mar-a-Lago resort with two notorious antisemites, Kanye West (aka YE) and his pal - Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes.  A person familiar with the dinner said Trump was very impressed with Nick Fuentes, a leader of the 2017 Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville where a white nationalist killed an anti-racism protester, and who frequently expresses grave concerns about how the U.S. population is becoming less White. Naturally, Trump is once again claiming “I hardly knew any of ‘em.”  The funny thing is, Trump never seems to know any of the nefarious monsters with whom he frequently dines, has meetings, or takes phone calls from.   If that’s true, perhaps he might wanna consider not using Stephen Miller’s Rolodex when he’s looking for dinner guests to invite down to Mar-a-Lago.   Anyway, perhaps I can refresh your memory, Mr. President.  Nick Fuentes was one of those “good people on bot...

Kanye West Claims $68 Million Tax Refund Was God’s Reward:  During a recent appearance on James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke , musician and loyal Trump supporter Kayne West said that the $68 million tax refund he received in 2019 was his reward from God for being a born-again Christian - money which will allow him to stay afloat financially.   Wow, I’m so happy for Him!  No, not Kanye - I meant God.  I mean, who could have known God was doing tax returns on the side these days?  Of course, I’m sure his followers are praying that this is just seasonal, part-time work for God - and not His new, full-time gig.   My guess is, He probably learned to do taxes by taking night classes somewhere like Pepperdine.  Pepperdine’s always been kind of a religious school anyway, so I’m sure His getting admitted there was just a piece of cake.  Hell, He probably even cut most of his classes.  I mean, who’s gonna flunk God?   Now, I don’t wa...

Kim Kardashian Can’t Wait to Be "Enlightened" With Fourth Child:   Kim Kardashian recently told Jimmy Fallon that while her house is really full, her fourth child will be a game changer because she’s heard that “parents of four are the most enlightened and calm of all parents.” Now I hate to disagree, but I’m not quite convinced parents gain “enlightenment” simply by having more kids - otherwise, wouldn’t trailer parks be considered “beacons of enlightenment?”  Also, I have a feeling that being a Kardashian, her quest for “enlightenment” might take a bit longer than most. And gee, I don’t know if it's just me - but she sure doesn’t look pregnant.  Why if someone didn’t know better, they might assume that she simply paid someone to have her child.  Ah, who can blame her?  After all, you don’t wanna risk childbirth ruining your hot figure.  Besides, we all know it’s the thought that counts and besides - it’s a well-known fact that kids look really ...

Barnes & Noble Stock Soars as It Explores a Sale:   Barnes & Noble stock jumped more than 20% after the board said it would consider a sale of the troubled company, which analysts described as a place that’s “too tired, too large and too cluttered - and failing to offer consumers any compelling reason to visit the store.”  What the hell do they mean “no compelling reason for people to visit?”  While I’ve never bought anything there, I’ve enjoyed using their restrooms for over 20 years now.  I highly recommend their restrooms to all my friends when they’re out and about and feel the need to go.  https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com Kanye Gave Kim $1 million to Turn Down Fashion Post for Yeezy Rival:   Kim Kardashian was the inaugural guest on the Ashley Graham podcast and told a story about how a rival to Kanye’s Yeezy brand offered her a lot of money to post one of their ads, which prompted Kayne to give her a million dollar check to turn...