Kim Kardashian Can’t Wait to Be "Enlightened" With Fourth Child

Kim Kardashian Can’t Wait to Be "Enlightened" With Fourth Child: Kim Kardashian recently told Jimmy Fallon that while her house is really full, her fourth child will be a game changer because she’s heard that “parents of four are the most enlightened and calm of all parents.”

Now I hate to disagree, but I’m not quite convinced parents gain “enlightenment” simply by having more kids - otherwise, wouldn’t trailer parks be considered “beacons of enlightenment?” Also, I have a feeling that being a Kardashian, her quest for “enlightenment” might take a bit longer than most.

And gee, I don’t know if it's just me - but she sure doesn’t look pregnant. Why if someone didn’t know better, they might assume that she simply paid someone to have her child. Ah, who can blame her? After all, you don’t wanna risk childbirth ruining your hot figure. Besides, we all know it’s the thought that counts and besides - it’s a well-known fact that kids look really great in photo ops.

Now what I can’t figure out is - where this woman finds all the energy to supervise her surrogates, her chef, her personal trainers, the maids and of course the nannies who raise her children - yet still find time to go on massive shopping sprees and take endless amounts of self-promoting, semi-nude selfies to boot? I tell you, the woman must be a force of nature.

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