You've Got to Be Kidding?

Trump Threatens Twitter and Facebook Over Illegal Situation:   While quoting Holocaust denier Michelle Malkin in a recent Twitter post, President Trump is vowing to "remedy" what he claims is the "command and control" of social media and the web giants Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Google by the "Radical Left.” Now, only Donald Trump would have the nerve to go on Twitter to complain about how he and his followers aren’t able to use Twitter.  Either that, or Putin called him to complain about how fast Facebook’s been shutting all his fake Russian troll’s profile pages.  Well, I guess there’s always Myspace.   Now, in all fairness, there is some degree of truth about the left’s domination of social media, but that’s simply because in order to post, you first must have the ability to read and understand instructions - not to mention it also doesn’t hurt to know how to spell.  That could prove a wee bit challenging for the average Trump cultist.  ...

Fox News Stands By Laura Ingraham After Defense of White Supremacist:   Fox News said they are standing by Laura Ingraham’s defense of white supremacist Paul Nehle, after he and other extremists have been disciplined or banned by social media for promoting racism, anti-semitism and dangerous conspiracy theories.  Ingraham arguing this amounts to social media silencing “prominent voices” in our society. Wow, so Ingraham and Fox News have suddenly become defenders of free speech?  And, in the name of fairness, they’re demanding social media outlets provide “prominent” white supremacists, Neo-Nazis and fascists a platform to express their views?  Interesting!   OK, so I’m guessing that - by that same logic, Ingraham and Fox also believe people like “prominent” sex offenders and serial killers also deserve access to sites such as Facebook, Snapchat, and Instagram - just to make sure we’re hearing all sides of the story.  After all, let’s not forget P...

Fox & Friends Shower Trump With Praise for Losing $1 Billion:   The day after it was reported in the New York Times that Donald Trump lost over a billion dollars in a ten-year period, the hosts over at Fox & Friends spent their entire morning heaping praise on the President and his keen business savvy, with co-host Brian Kilmeade even adding “that is, if you consider a billion dollars a lot of money.”  Call me crazy, but only Donald Trump could " achieve " a billion dollar loss - and then get complimented for it.  Funny, but I don’t seem to remember Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or Jeff Bezos ever losing over a billion dollars in a decade.   Of course, in all fairness - I suppose losing a billion dollars would sound like a huge success to your average Trump supporter, who’s been struggling for the past ten years to finally pass that GED test.   But, in some regard, I suppose they’re right.  Trump does appear to have a unique...

North Korea Executed Four Officials After Failed US Summit:   A new report is claiming that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un ordered the execution by firing squad of four foreign ministry officials after the failure of his Hanoi summit with Donald Trump.   Good grief, when they fire someone in North Korea, they don’t kid around - do they?  Obviously, the phrase “taking an early retirement” has quite a different connotation in North Korea than it does here.  Sounds like North Korea’s developed a very unique take on the old “draining the swamp” idea.  Now, I’m no foreign policy expert, but it just occurred to me that if we could only hold enough failed summits with these guys, North Korea won’t even have enough people left to be a threat anymore.  Not to mention, Trump could make a little extra cash writing a followup to his  signature book - calling it “The Art of the No Deal.” Anyway, on a positive note, these executions have just created ...

Prince Philip Surrenders Driver’s License After Crash at Age 97:   After Prince Philip flipped his Land Rover last month and miraculously walked away completely uninjured from what could have been a deadly accident, Buckingham Palace has announced the 97-year-old Prince has decided to “voluntarily” surrender his driver’s license. Well, on a positive note, there’s always Uber.  Now in his defense, perhaps the Prince just forget that in the UK, they drive on the left side of the road.  That said, it’s kind of a shame he still can't keep driving just a wee bit longer - at least until President Trump pays his next visit.  I think it would be terrific if Trump had someone who really knows the area like Prince Philip does - to chauffeur him around.  Of course, here in America, we don’t have royalty, but we do have Trump - a sleazy politician who thinks he should be royalty.  Now I seriously doubt that Trump drives, but I do know that if he did - an...

Kid Rock Booted As Grand Marshall Of Nashville’s Christmas Parade:   Super Trump supporter Kid Rock has been booted as grand marshal of the Nashville Christmas Parade after referring to Joy Behar of ABC’s “The View” with an expletive - live on Fox News.  Well, I think the polite thing for President Trump to do would be to offer Kid Rock a job as grand marshal of that military parade he’s been hoping for.  https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com  Physicists Still Struggling to Fully Explain Black Holes:   Physics cannot describe what happens inside a black hole where current theories break down, and general relativity collides with quantum mechanics, creating what's called a “singularity” - or a point at which the equations spit out infinities.  When asked while leaving a popular nightspot if she’d care to comment on those singularities, Kim Kardashian said “sorry fellas, but I make it a point never to address theoretical physics equations when ...

Mark Zuckerberg Threatened With Imprisonment in London Standoff:   After Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg repeatedly declined the UK Parliament’s request that he testify and turn over documents regarding how his platform was used to influence elections, angry MPs reportedly sent a sergeant at arms to Zuckerberg’s hotel to “escort” him back to them where he was threatened with heavy fines and imprisonment.  Now I’m certainly no expert on English law - but I think if I were Mr Zuckerberg, I’d think about giving Julian Assange a call and ask him if they’ve got another extra bedroom over there at the Ecuadorian Embassy.  Otherwise, next thing you know - poor Zuck may find himself making all his future Facebook posts from somewhere deep inside the Tower of London.   So here we are once again - Facebook getting caught with egg on its face.  I don’t like to sound critical, but if you ask me - isn’t it about time Zuckerberg steps down and hands over the reins ...