You've Got to Be Kidding?

On Tuesday, Tucker Carlson decided he’d give a platform to a guy named Larry Sinclair to resurrect an old tale of his in which he claimed to have had a sexual encounter with Barack Obama.  Sinclair told Tucker Carlson he met Obama in a bar back in 1999, adding that he gave Obama $250 to pay for cocaine and that afterward, they had gay sex while Obama smoked crack. Gee, now there have been one helluva lot of insane conspiracy theories Tucker has spun over the years, but I have to admit, I did not have this one on my Bingo card.  That said, who could seriously doubt a story from this guy?  I mean, take a look at the dude.  How could Obama resist this hottie - especially with all those missing teeth?  Why this guy could be a role model for “Dental Positivity.” What’s rather odd is Sinclair claims this all happened way back in 1999.  Now, how could that possibly be?  Wasn’t Obama still a resident of Kenya back then?  Didn’t Donald Trump prove that wit...

Appearing on anti-woke comedian Adam Carolla’s YouTube show this week, Twitter podcaster and fired Fox News host Tucker Carlson is pounding home the theory that Democrats and the D.C. establishment are plotting to kill Donald Trump, this time claiming that we’re “speeding toward assassination” because “permanent Washington” has decided they “just can’t have” Trump as president again. Really?  Kill Trump?   I mean, just when you think Republicans can’t get any more insane - along comes Tucker.   Hell, I’d say if anyone ends up killing Trump, it’d most likely be the folks over at McDonald’s or Diet Coke.   They’ve got the dude up around 300 pounds now.   Besides , if memory serves me correctly, I believe it was Tucker who was discovered to have been repeatedly texting about how “passionately he hates Trump” and wished he were out of the picture.   Frankly, if Trump ever got assassinated, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it turns out to be Tucker who does the...

After a homeless man with mental health issues set fire to the Fox News Christmas tree, folks over at Fox have been losing their minds in rage and anger, with Tucker Carlson demanding that the Department of Justice track what he feels is an epidemic of terrorist attacks on Christmas trees across the land. Wow!  You know, I actually saw that video, and I do have to admit that damn tree went up in flames faster than a Swanson TV dinner.  On the other hand, let’s get serious here.  Now, I’m certainly no detective, but I think if some terrorist really wanted to commit a hate crime over at Fox News headquarters, why would they bother burning down a fake Christmas tree, when they could instead set Tucker or Hannity on fire? Anyway, I don’t know about Tucker’s claim that there’s an epidemic of Christmas tree burnings across the nation, but I do know this - a helluva lot of people have been burning yule logs.  And, the way I see it, that ought to count for something....

Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that the real reason for the Biden Administration’s mandatory vaccination requirements for the military is to "identify the sincere Christians in the ranks, the free thinkers, the men with high testosterone levels, and anyone else who does not love Joe Biden - and make them leave immediately.”   Adding that “It’s a takeover of the US Military.” Well, I’ll tell you what, we’re all pretty fortunate to get Tucker’s take on this issue, because as any competent military analyst will tell you, there’s really no one who fully understands the workings of our military, quite like someone who’s never served a day in their life.  I believe the promo for his show was “Wimp Explains Masculinity at 8:00 Tonight.” Now, I realize this may come as kind of a shock to poor Tucker, given that pudgy little “trust fund babies” like him rarely ever serve, but nearly all military recruits have been hit with a bevy of vaccinations almost immediately after t...

After Tucker Carlson devoted a segment of one of his recent shows to biologist Bret Weinstein, who claimed the drug “ivermectin,” commonly used to treat heartworm in domesticated dogs, cats, and horses, could make COVID vaccines irrelevant - the state of Mississippi Poison Control Center has been forced to issue a warning to its citizens against ingesting drugs purchased from “feed stores,” after numerous people have been hospitalized. So, let me get this straight - folks in Mississippi need to be warned not to take drugs intended for dogs, cats, and horses, but are refusing COVID vaccines because Fox News says COVID vaccines are just “experimental?”   Now, I’m guessing that must be because Mississippi residents know “feed store medicines won’t make you sterile and don’t have Bill Gates’ powerful 5G microchips in them.”   Well, go ahead and laugh if you want, but the truth be known, I’m fully vaccinated, and ever since I’ve had this strong, inexplicable desire to try and r...

Tucker Carlson and Hawaii GOP Defend QAnon Supporters:   This past week, both the Hawaii Republican Party and Fox News host Tucker Carlson, took to the airwaves and social media to defend QAnon supporters.   QAnon people are folks who believe that a secret cabal of Satan-worshiping, cannibalistic pedophiles are running a global child sex-trafficking ring lead by Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and various Hollywood celebrities, plotting against former President Donald Trump, who has been fighting the cabal.   On his highly-rated Fox News TV show, Carlson portrayed QAnon folks as “patriots who are largely motivated by a sincere and deep love for America, who are victims of left-wing media persecution and denied basic civil liberties.” I completely understand Trucker’s point about the dangers of QAnon persecution.  Why, without QAnon - how would we have ever known about the hazards of those microscopic 5G antennas Bill Gates snuck into the coronavirus vaccine - or the ...