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Tucker Carlson’s Guest Claims Obama Sold Him Crack and They Had Gay Sex


On Tuesday, Tucker Carlson decided he’d give a platform to a guy named Larry Sinclair to resurrect an old tale of his in which he claimed to have had a sexual encounter with Barack Obama.  Sinclair told Tucker Carlson he met Obama in a bar back in 1999, adding that he gave Obama $250 to pay for cocaine and that afterward, they had gay sex while Obama smoked crack.


Gee, now there have been one helluva lot of insane conspiracy theories Tucker has spun over the years, but I have to admit, I did not have this one on my Bingo card.  That said, who could seriously doubt a story from this guy?  I mean, take a look at the dude.  How could Obama resist this hottie - especially with all those missing teeth?  Why this guy could be a role model for “Dental Positivity.”


What’s rather odd is Sinclair claims this all happened way back in 1999.  Now, how could that possibly be?  Wasn’t Obama still a resident of Kenya back then?  Didn’t Donald Trump prove that with his team of “crack” private eyes he sent to Hawaii to investigate?  Makes me wonder what the hell brought this old tale up again in the first place?  Did the MAGAs finally run out of stuff to pin on Hunter Biden and Hillary?


And you wanna talk about an unimpeachable witness.  Why court filings and public records reveal Larry Sinclair only has a brief 27-year criminal rap sheet, with a specialty in crimes involving deceit - his specialty being forgery.  Well, I guess we all make mistakes, and Sinclair’s only been making them for 27 years.  Remember, “Judge not!”  Hell, Colorado records even indicate Sinclair used at least 13 aliases.  Good grief, not even Kayne West goes by that many names.


Oh well, those are just facts.  Now, as we all know, Tucker “doesn’t do facts.”  You know, little things like when Tucker tells the audience Sinclair is believable because he took a lie detector test, but seems to have accidentally forgotten to mention he failed it.  What’s the big deal”. Not everyone does well on tests.  Of course, after reading a scandalous story like this, there will be an awful lot of folks who’ll decide “they won’t be voting for Obama next year.”  Especially if Marjorie Taylor Greene decides to have Obama impeached over all this.


That said, perhaps we shouldn’t be too critical of Tucker Carlson’s bloviating.  After all, Tucker’s got a show to put on and shows need to have content.  Tucker’s like, “So, you say this guy Sinclair’s got some insane, totally unverifiable tall tale about Obama smoking and selling crack and having gay sex?  Sure, he’ll do.  Mic him up!” And why not?  Come on, the guy's missing teeth!  I mean, if that doesn’t give him loads of “street cred” with Tucker’s MAGA audience, nothing will.


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