You've Got to Be Kidding?

Ivanka Trump has been trying every possible angle to avoid testifying in her family’s $250 million bank fraud trial brought forth by New York Attorney General Letitia James.  In fact, after she was finally ordered to testify in the trial last week, she once again appealed the decision on the grounds that she would face “undue hardship” if she had to find childcare in order to testify during the school week.   In denying that request, the judge basically reminded Ivanka that “she could probably afford a babysitter.” Gee, I’m confused.  You'd think Princess Sparkle Pony would wanna drop everything to defend her father and brothers in court.   Why, its almost as if she already knows they’re guilty.   That said, if poor Ivanka and Jared can’t afford a babysitter, perhaps Jared should consider asking the Saudis for a little more cash.   After all, that $2 billion the Saudis already gave him only goes so far.   Of course, I realize that Saudi cash might be a...

According to a video published by the New York Post, vaccine conspiracy theorist, and Democratic 2024 presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. advanced a dangerous conspiracy theory this week that the coronavirus could have been a bioweapon “deliberately targeted” to spare Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese people while disproportionately attacking White and Black people. Now, I don’t know exactly what RFK Jr’s been smoking, but my best guess is whatever it is, Sidney Powell was his dealer.  Either that, or he’s been hitting Uncle Teddy’s old liquor cabinet again.  I mean, this guy is really out there.  Not to be overly critical, but it kind of sounds like Rosemary wasn’t the only Kennedy who underwent a lobotomy.  I mean, let’s get real.  If this dude weren’t a Kennedy, he'd be standing outside some Walmart with a cardboard sign begging for cash. That said, and in response to the outage over his statements, RFK Jr. immediately tweeted he “never, ever” suggested...

Concerned over his pal Donald Trump’s potential indictment for a $130,000 hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign, Fox News host Jesse Watters told viewers that "There's no proof Trump slept with Stormy; there's no baby!” Gee whiz!  Apparently, Jessie is still living in his mom's basement, and she hasn't had that sex talk with him yet.   Wonder if Watters has ever heard of something called “birth control?   Let’s be honest, folks - Jesse Watters is a perfect example of why “sex education” should be mandatory in our schools.   The poor guy sounds like he either failed 6th-grade science class, or he went to school in Florida. Guess that's what that home schoolin’ will do for ya.  Folks, Jessie Watters isn’t simply “playing stupid,” he IS stupid!   I mean, if we’re to believe him, Trump apparently ordered Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 - for NOT sleeping with him.   In fact, if we were t...

Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall has become the most prominent Republican official to date to suggest “pregnant women could be prosecuted for taking abortion pills.”   Marshall’s office suggested pregnant women could be prosecuted under a separate 2006 state law used to punish women for “drug consumption” during pregnancy.   The rise of abortion pills has been an especially sore point for many antiabortion advocates, who are frustrated by the fact that the overturning of Roe has not succeeded in completely halting all abortions in states where the procedure is banned.   Perhaps even more concerning - is the fact that many hard-core antiabortion advocates are now pressuring state officials nationwide to consider prosecuting women who’ve “already had abortions legally.” What a terrific idea Attorney General Marshall!   I mean, since the war on drugs has always been such a resounding success, why not open up a brand new front on that war - around abortion pills?...

Speaking at a recent rally for Donald Trump in her native Georgia, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) issued a warning to Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and his husband Chasten - that they had better “stay out of our girls’ bathrooms!” Now, my first thought is whenever I hear anyone say something that’s so completely stupid as this was, I begin to wonder if “perhaps they’ve had a stroke, suffered a severe head injury after getting slapped by Will Smith, or maybe just ate one helluva lot of lead paint as a child?”   But then I remember, this is Marjorie Taylor Greene we’re talking about.   I mean, even if she did have a stroke or a severe head injury, how in the hell would anyone possibly be able to tell the difference? My guess is, this is just what happens when you're so anxious to smear LGBTQ people, that you forget to make any sense.  She apparently doesn't even understand the difference between “gay men,” and “transgender women.”  The thing is, Bu...