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After causing quite a stir a few weeks ago when she told an audience member that the Civil War was fought over “States Rights,” refusing to even mention slavery, Republican Presidential hopeful Nikki Haley continued raising eyebrows again this week when Fox and Friends host Brian Kilmeade asked her if she thought the Republican Party was racist or if America was a “racist country.”   Astonishingly, Haley immediately said, “No!   We’re not a racist country, Brian!   We’ve never been a racist country.” Wow!  The new “female Mike Pence” just said what?   That said, and in all fairness, she may have just raised an interesting point here.   I mean, other than the slavery, repressive Jim Crow laws, the systematic slaughter and expropriation of Native Americans from their land, the segregation, the lynchings, the laws against interracial dating and marriage, discrimination in housing, education, and hiring, the negative and condescending portrayal of people of co...

Kanye West continued on his racist, anti-Semitic journey when he was interviewed on Alex Jones's InfoWars show - head completely hidden behind a black mask - along with Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes.   During his segment on the show, Kanye (Ye) actively praised Adolf Hitler and the Nazis stating “I see good things about Hitler.   Jewish people are not going to tell me you can love us, and you can love what we’re doing to you with the contracts, and you can love what we’re pushing with the pornography.   But this guy (Hitler) that invented highways, invented the very microphone that I use as a musician, you can’t say out loud, that this person ever did anything good, and I’m done with that.”   In response, Jones laughed, but quickly added, “Well, I have to disagree with that.”   A few hours after the interview, Kanye posted an image of a swastika inside the Star of David on Twitter. Once again, Kanye proves he is both “ignorance and arrogance” - all bundled up, i...

Kari Lake, MAGA election denier and winner of the Republican primary for governor of Arizona, has stirred up quite a bit of controversy after she endorsed Oklahoma legislator Jerrin Jackson in Oklahoma’s state senate race.   Jackson is considered a venomous homophobe and anti-semite, who has repeatedly made anti-Semitic statements such as "the Jews are evidence evil exists,” and “Jews will go to hell.”   He’s also said ”I am not beholden to Jews or any other group,”   and “I ain’t owned by Jews.”   In fact, his campaign slogan is " Choose Christ, Not Communism !”   In response to this controversy, candidate Lake sarcastically tweeted back about how this is yet another attempt by Libtards to try and prove “guilt by association.”  Well, to be completely honest - I think she’s right, they are.  That’s because, if I’m doing the math correctly, Lake not only associated with, but also “endorsed” a well-known anti-semite.  Therefore, I think there’s a p...

Prime Minister Viktor Orban, Hungary’s fascist leader who recently complained about Europeans having babies with people of other races, saying we don't want to create a "mixed-race world,” was invited to speak at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas, where he delivered a stinging anti-LGBTQ attack on same-sex marriage and same-sex families, demanding same-sex couples must "leave our kids alone.”   The anti-immigrant Orban then added that Ukrainian refugees coming across the borders from the northeast are fine, but people coming in from the south aren’t, because those people are coming from "other civilizations.”   That speech was widely decried as right out of the “Nazi playbook,” even by one of his top aides - who immediately resigned. Nevertheless, attendees say Prime Minister Orban’s speech was constantly interrupted by thunderous applause from the CPAC audience.  Well sure!  Hell, Hitler could have probably gotten a standing ovation at t...

An angry crowd of anti-vax protesters gave veterinarian and former teacher Melanie Rentler a huge round of applause, after she addressed the Chandler, Arizona Unified School Board, declaring herself a vaccine expert and telling school board members the coronavirus vaccine is a deadly poison that will cause genetic damage and kill our children.   She then moved on to “Critical Race Theory (CRT),” claiming that by focusing on the “white race,” CRT is targeting the wrong people, adding that the race they should be focusing on, is the race who owns all the pharmaceutical companies, who actually make these deadly vaccines - that being the Jews. Holy cow, I don’t think this country’s heard that kind of overtly racist dialogue, since Tucker Carlson’s show aired on Fox last night.  Why, just who the hell does this woman think she is anyway, the Dr. Mengele of veterinarians?   Now, for everyone deeply upset by this person or by this kind of talk - the good news is that she’s now ...

Arizona Republicans Spinning Tale of 40,000 Fake Bamboo Ballots From Asia:   Arizona Republican “auditors” participating in a recount of the 2020 election in a last-ditch attempt to prove Donald Trump really won the election, report they’re now investigating “accusations” that 40,000 fake ballots were flown into Arizona from the southeast part of the world (Asia), and that those ballots were then stuffed into the ballot box.   Chief auditor John Brakey told reporters that in order to prove their origin, they’ve been photographing these ballots up close with their 5K cellphone cameras, to try and detect if there is any telltale bamboo in the ballot paper - which they claim would be a “dead giveaway.” Good grief, bamboo ballots being flown in directly from Asia - to cast votes for Joe Biden?  Sounds like these Republicans have themselves a real “b amboozler ” of a mystery to solve here.  And, to make matters worse, “some people” are even suggesting these fraudulent ba...

Marjorie Taylor Greene to Form a New Anglo-Saxon Caucus:   Several House Republicans, led by Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and Paul Gosar (R-Ariz), have announced the forming of the America First Caucus, a group that calls for a "common respect for uniquely Anglo-Saxon traditions,” including “politics, culture, and the engineering and aesthetic values that befit the progeny of European architecture.” Oops - sounds like someone just said all the “quiet parts” of the Republican Party platform - right out loud.  Seems like kind of a long, convoluted way to say “white supremacy,” but OK - we get it.  Of course, we all know that most conservatives would just love to turn back the clock, but come on - 1066 is a wee bit much, even for Trump supporters.   In fact, many Republicans think having a solely “Anglo-Saxon Caucus,” makes the party look bad because it isn’t inclusive enough.  Instead, they suggest calling it the “Caucasian Caucus” - so all the “white ...

White House Directs Federal Agencies to Cancel Race-Related Training:   President Trump is directing all federal agencies to cease and desist using taxpayer dollars for “racial sensitivity training,” which the President describes as “divisive” and “un-American.” What the hell?  So, I guess Trump, in his effort to make us all forget about his disdain for American soldiers, has decided to go full-on KKK.  Hell, if anyone needs racial sensitivity training, it’s certainly Donald J. Trump.  One thing’s for sure, all pretense has now been dropped.  This is nothing short of full-on white nationalist stuff folks.   Now, I realize that many people also believe Trump is lazy, but this proves that behind the scenes, our President has been busy working his “white hood” off - trying to implement his race agenda.  Mark my words, expect sexual harassment training to be the next to go, replaced by “how-to” classes - and taught by Donald J. Trump himself. https://...

Facebook Removes Trump Ads Displaying Symbol Used by Nazis:   Facebook on Thursday removed advertisements posted on its platform by the Trump reelection campaign, which prominently featured a symbol used by Nazis to mark “degenerate” peoples during World War II, saying the imagery violated company policy.  The Trump campaign countered that they had no idea these were Nazi symbols and then tried to claim these symbols were simply used to show their opposition to antifa - but Facebook wasn’t buying it. So, just to understand all this correctly - in order to “inform” everyone about how dangerous anti-fascists are, Republicans have now apparently decided to actually run as fascists? Because it’s pretty obvious Trump has managed to hire some of those "very fine people" from Charlottesville to help run his campaign.  Gotta give him credit though, Trump’s about the only guy I know who could somehow manage to get himself “cornered,” in an “oval office.” https://...

KKK Leader Launches Vehicle Attack on Black Lives Matter Protesters:   Self-described Ku Klux Klan leader Harry Rogers, has been arrested for driving his truck into a group of Black Lives Matter protesters gathered on Sunday in Virginia, telling arresting officers he was president of the Virginia KKK, and claiming he’s the highest-ranking member of that group not in prison. So, Harry Rogers claims he’s the “highest-ranking member of the Ku Klux Klan not in prison, eh?”  Now, you call me clairvoyant, but I have a feeling that all that’s about to change really quickly, so he may as well just go ahead drop that last part of his introduction.   Of course, knowing the way things have been going, the police will probably have the charges reduced down to “not following the coronavirus social distancing guidelines.”   In the meantime, you can bet Fox News hosts are describing him as “just a nice young man, out for a Sunday drive,” then asking “can’t a conser...

Republican Forced to Apologize for Wearing Confederate Face Mask:   Republican state Senator Dale Zorn wore a Confederate flag face mask to a Michigan state senate vote on Friday and, when confronted by a reporter - tried to claim the mask wasn’t actually what it was, then blamed his wife for making it - before finally declaring how important it is for Americans to see symbols like this, so we won’t forget our history.   Well, well!  So Michigan Senator Zorn tells a reporter this mask wasn’t actually a Confederate flag, eh?  Perhaps, and I’m no expert, but all I know is - this sure doesn’t look very much like the Michigan state flag.   That said, as dumb as wearing this mask to prevent the coronavirus may be - I suppose it’s still a helluva lot smarter than Trump’s idea of drinking bleach to prevent COVID-19.   Now, the question is, will this set those inquisitive, scientific Republican minds a wonder'n about if’n whether one of those fancy ...

MSNBC Guest Calls Meghan Markle 5 Clicks Up From Trailer Trash:   While discussing Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan preparing to step back from their royal duties this month, MSNBC guest commentator Victoria Mather claimed to be speaking on behalf of the British public, when she described the Duchess of Sussex as someone just “five clicks up from trailer trash.” Good grief, pretty harsh words - indeed!  I guess she must have felt that the Royal Family ought to stick with a more “quality” stock of people - you know, folks like Prince Andrew. That said, I’m not one of those folks who really cares, one way or another, about the goings-on in the British Royal Family, but I do have to admit I’m rather shocked to learn that "royal watcher,” is now considered a job title.     Well then, given that Ms. Mather was quickly dismissed from several of the news outlets where she had been a contributor, I suppose it’s also pretty safe to conclude that she’s just “two cl...

Trump Expands Immigration Ban - Adding Mostly African Nations:  President Trump just added six more "mostly African nations” to his administration’s travel ban, including Nigeria, Africa’s most populous country - in a widely anticipated expansion which Democrats claim is “clearly discriminatory” against people from predominantly black and Muslim nations. Now wait a minute, let me get this straight.  Trump was just impeached for pressuring foreign nations to help him throw America’s 2020 elections, yet we’re supposed to believe it’s these countries who pose threats to our national security?   Gee, this has to be a mistake.  Perhaps someone  just misinterpreted something when they translated the President’s order from “Trump to English.”  Oh well, on a positive note - at least we’re still welcoming immigrants from Slovenia.   So, what happened?  Apparently, someone must have handed Trump a map of Africa.  You know, one with writ...

Trump Mocks Honest Abe During His Dallas Rally:  President Donald Trump once again shocked critics by mocking Abraham Lincoln during his latest rally in Dallas, telling followers he would never be as presidential as "Honest Abe Lincoln when he's wearing that hat," adding that to be presidential like Lincoln - "all you have to do is act like a stiff.”  He then proceeded to mimic “a stiff,” by buttoning his blazer, speaking in a monotonous voice, and claiming that someone as boring as Lincoln could never win Texas. Wait a minute, that’s just crazy!  You’re telling me Donald Trump can actually button-up his blazer?  Wow, who could have ever seen that coming?  Anyway, Trump’s definitely right about one thing, the word “honest” will NEVER be used to describe Donald Trump - or his presidency. Of course, trying to compare Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln is simply ridiculous, no matter how you look at it.  I mean, you’d have to go back a helluva lot furt...

Trump Describes His Syria Strategy As Unmatched Wisdom:   President Trump is defending his decision to withdraw U.S. troops from Syria, calling the move an expression of his “great and unmatched wisdom,” while also warning if he’s unhappy with Turkey’s planned assault on the Kurds - he’ll “totally destroy and obliterate” the Turkish economy. "Great and unmatched wisdom” eh?  I guess he gets that from Trump University.  That said, I wonder exactly how he’d go about destroying the economy of Turkey?  Force them to invest in some of his bogus business ventures?   I mean - the fact is, if he really wanted to obliterate Turkey's economy, all he’d really need to do is get himself elected President there also.  By the way, wonder who’s job it was to explain the definition of “obliterate” to him? Meanwhile, in response to the strong bi-partisan backlash against his Syrian announcement, Trump tried to reassure everyone that he’s “ very savvy when it ...

Joe Arpaio to Run for Maricopa County Sheriff Again:   Joe Arpaio, an 87-year-old convicted felon pardoned by President Trump and a former sheriff of Maricopa County, Ariz., who gained national notoriety for his inhumane treatment of prisoners and his disdain for immigrants, announced he will be running again for sheriff of Maricopa County.     Wow, who knew convicted criminals can run for sheriff in Arizona?  I mean, the fact Arpaio got a pardon doesn’t mean he’s innocent.  It just means he’s well connected.  After all, he was an early endorser of Donald Trump for President.  Given that, I’m surprised Trump hasn't appointed him FBI Director by now. But, regardless of the pardon, the guy was convicted of a felony - which means he can’t legally even own a gun.  I mean, even putting all the criminal convictions aside, why the hell would you elect someone sheriff who can’t legally own a gun? And what the hell will be his campaign sloga...

Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members:   President Trump shocked reporters by telling them that he is hesitant to allow any Bahamians to enter the US after Hurricane Dorian, because the island is full of "bad gang members.” Right, “bad gang members.”  That’s as opposed to all the “good gang members” who follow him.  You know, like the KKK, the neo-Nazis and all those white-supremacist militia gangs. But come on, if Trump really thought that there’s all these “bad guys” roaming around in the Bahamas, you’d think he’d have invited them to meet with him at Camp David by now. That said, my guess is that about the only thing Donald Trump actually knows about the Bahamas is that it’s surrounded bigly, by a Yuge bunch of water. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Using Divisive Topics Like Plastic Straws to Energize Base:  Using tactics such as plastic straws, wind turbines, bogus conspiracy theories and race-baiting, White House aides freely admit that Donald Trump has been deliberately attempting to amplify public tensions in America by seizing on divisive issues as a means to energize his explosively angry base. Now, I know what some of you are thinking - you’re thinking “now this, is the last straw!”  Well, before you attack the “straw man,” remember that Donald Trump was that kid in school who thought it was simply hilarious to jam two straws up his nostrils.  Straws were an important part of Donald’s childhood, so it shouldn’t be a big surprise they remain so today.     What all you “elites" don’t understand is that Trump folks are all about fighting for “freedom.”  You know, the freedom to be morbidly obese, the freedom to destroy the environment, the freedom to live without affordable healt...

At Least 20 Dead and Dozens Injured in El Paso Walmart Massacre:   Twenty people were killed and dozens more injured in yet another massacre by right-wing gunman, this time at an El Paso Walmart.  The store was packed with back-to-school shoppers, making it one of the ten deadliest mass shootings in U.S. history.   Well, fortunately for victim’s families, Republicans have announced they’ll be sending out many more than their usual “thoughts and prayers” to everyone involved - after all, there’s good people on both sides of this issue you know.   In addition, leading Republican senators promise to make funds available to arm all Walmart employees nationwide with fully automatic M4 Carbines - as well as immediately reform numerous committees to investigate Hillary’s e-mails and the 2011 Benghazi attack.  And so, it seems yet again - the world is left wondering how and why another horrific incident like this occurred.  In the meantime, confused ...

Trump Calls Elijah Cummings District a Disgusting Rat-Infested Mess:  President Donald Trump viciously attacked political adversary Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md) on Twitter over his criticism of the way the administration is handling the border situation, claiming conditions on the border are actually "clean, efficient and well run, but just very crowded," whereas Cummings' district is nothing but "a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess.” Gee, if Baltimore is really that much worse than our southern border, then why doesn’t he target our resources there, rather than building a wall that in reality - will be little more than a concrete and steel tribute to Trump’s tiny hands and limp penis? And, you know what else might help places like Baltimore?  How about a President who’s willing to work at creating a few new jobs rebuilding our decaying infrastructure, rather than spending all his time golfing and trash talking on Twitter.   The truth is, our s...