Tucker Carlson Predicts Trump Will Be Assassinated

Appearing on anti-woke comedian Adam Carolla’s YouTube show this week, Twitter podcaster and fired Fox News host Tucker Carlson is pounding home the theory that Democrats and the D.C. establishment are plotting to kill Donald Trump, this time claiming that we’re “speeding toward assassination” because “permanent Washington” has decided they “just can’t have” Trump as president again.

Really? Kill Trump? I mean, just when you think Republicans can’t get any more insane - along comes Tucker. Hell, I’d say if anyone ends up killing Trump, it’d most likely be the folks over at McDonald’s or Diet Coke. They’ve got the dude up around 300 pounds now. Besides, if memory serves me correctly, I believe it was Tucker who was discovered to have been repeatedly texting about how “passionately he hates Trump” and wished he were out of the picture. Frankly, if Trump ever got assassinated, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it turns out to be Tucker who does the deed.

And yet, Carlson tells Adam Carolla that "Both parties have decided that there’s something about Trump that’s so threatening to them, they just can’t have it.” Oh, really? Maybe they’re referring to the part where Trump wanted to suspend the constitution and establish martial law, dismantle all society’s social safety nets, overthrow a democratically held election, steal classified documents, spread hatred and fear of immigrants, and then throw all his political opponents in jail after he regains power. I wonder if that might be the thing folks find disturbing?

The truth is, it’s far more likely to be one of Trump’s heavily armed, unhinged MAGA cult followers who will try and do him in. That’s assuming any of them still have enough brain cells left to figure out he’s been lying to them, milking them for money, and generally playing them for fools. You see, the folks on the left don’t need to assassinate Trump; all they have to do is let the legal system run its course. They’d rather see him rotting in prison than dead. The fact is, I have an easy solution to the assassination problem. I say, “Let’s heed Tucker’s warning and keep Donald Trump safe - by putting him behind bars.”

If you’ve enjoyed what you’ve just read, please consider joining me at: Johnny Robish Comedy

Comments

Sen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in Mexico

During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage (set up like an upper-middle-class kitchen) and began to link a harrowing account of a young woman’s sex trafficking and rape by a Mexican drug cartel, to Joe Biden’s immigration policies of the 2020s. She did this even though the abuse happened nearly 20 years ago and in Mexico - and at a time when Republican George W. Bush was president, not Joe Biden. The girl about whom Sen. Britt spoke - was thrown out of her house by her mother at age 12 and eventually “fell prey to a professional pimp.” There is no evidence that she was ever held by a drug cartel, as Katie claimed. In addition, the young victim testified that most of her clients for prostitution were foreigners visiting Mexico to have sex with underage girls. Okay, so now let me get this straight. A young Mexican fema...

White House Calls Trump Property the Perfect G7 Meeting Location

White House Calls Trump Property the Perfect G7 Meeting Location: The White House and President Trump are raising eyebrows once again after they selected Donald Trump’s National Doral Resort Hotel as the “perfect location” for the next G7 summit while also suggesting President Trump plans to re-invite Russian President Vladimir Putin to the meeting. Well gee-whiz, what a lucky break for the Trump Resorts. I mean, who knew there was no other place in the entire United States that would be appropriate to hold a G7 summit other than a Trump property? Imagine that! Of course, at the rate Trump has been betraying all our friends and allies, by the time this conference actually rolls around - my guess is it’s likely only gonna be a G2 summit - with just Trump and Putin in attendance! https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members

Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members: President Trump shocked reporters by telling them that he is hesitant to allow any Bahamians to enter the US after Hurricane Dorian, because the island is full of "bad gang members.” Right, “bad gang members.” That’s as opposed to all the “good gang members” who follow him. You know, like the KKK, the neo-Nazis and all those white-supremacist militia gangs. But come on, if Trump really thought that there’s all these “bad guys” roaming around in the Bahamas, you’d think he’d have invited them to meet with him at Camp David by now. That said, my guess is that about the only thing Donald Trump actually knows about the Bahamas is that it’s surrounded bigly, by a Yuge bunch of water. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

You've Got to Be Kidding?

Search This Blog