Tucker Carlson and Hawaii GOP Defend QAnon Supporters

Tucker Carlson and Hawaii GOP Defend QAnon Supporters: This past week, both the Hawaii Republican Party and Fox News host Tucker Carlson, took to the airwaves and social media to defend QAnon supporters. QAnon people are folks who believe that a secret cabal of Satan-worshiping, cannibalistic pedophiles are running a global child sex-trafficking ring lead by Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and various Hollywood celebrities, plotting against former President Donald Trump, who has been fighting the cabal. On his highly-rated Fox News TV show, Carlson portrayed QAnon folks as “patriots who are largely motivated by a sincere and deep love for America, who are victims of left-wing media persecution and denied basic civil liberties.”

I completely understand Trucker’s point about the dangers of QAnon persecution. Why, without QAnon - how would we have ever known about the hazards of those microscopic 5G antennas Bill Gates snuck into the coronavirus vaccine - or the horrors of people struck down with 3rd stage “wind farm cancer?”

Next up, Tucker explains how the Capitol Building viciously attacked all those innocent Trump supporters, who had gathered on the Capitol steps, simply to express their love for our country. That said, I’ve gotta give old Tucker some credit. He’s the first likely 2024 presidential hopeful to try and corner that coveted “paranoid delusional” demographic, that’s been oh so critical in getting Republicans elected in recent years.

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