Melania Trump Contradicts Her Husband on LeBron James

Melania Trump Contradicts Her Husband on LeBron James: Less than a day after President Trump attacked LeBron James’ intellect in a tweet, Melania Trump publicly praised the NBA superstar for his charity work, saying she would even be open to visiting the new public school he recently opened back in Ohio.

Wow - first she’s caught watching CNN on Air Force One - and now this? I mean, unlike those Russian girls, Melania just missed a “golden” opportunity to “shower” our Dear Leader with praise. You can just bet if she keeps this up, she can expect a knock on her door and our good friends over at ICE paying her a little visit.

As if the President didn’t have enough to do between golfing outings, insulting our allies and meeting with tyrannical dictators, now it looks like he’s gonna have to spend loads of time paging through old back issues of “Mail Order Brides of Eastern Europe.”

Anyway, to be completely fair, let’s not forget that Donald Trump started a school too - anyone remember Trump University? Oops - never mind! Besides, maybe this is just Melania’s way of telling investigators there’s no "collusion" between her and the President - at not least since Barron.

That said, I can’t wait till Melania and LeBron actually meet - “why LeBron, what big hands you have!” In fact, in recognition of his numerous charitable efforts, I think it would be a grand idea for Melania to invite LeBron back to the White House.

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