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Christian Broadcaster Rick Wiles Labels Trump Impeachment a Jew Coup

Christian Broadcaster Rick Wiles Labels Trump Impeachment a Jew Coup:  End Times Christian broadcaster Rick Wiles took to the airwaves on his “TruNews” program to warn fellow Christians that the impeachment of President Donald Trump is nothing short of a “Jew coup” to overthrow a constitutionally elected President, further adding that if Trump is impeached, this country could be engulfed in a full-blown full civil war by Christmas.  

Pastor Wiles went on the explain that if Jews are able to pull off this dastardly overthrow of our Christian society, they will quickly round up all the Christians and put them to death.  

Now THAT my friends, would be quite an accomplishment - given that Jews are only 2% of the US population, while Christians number around 240 million people.  Funny thing is, I just can’t seem to remember when Jews orchestrated a mass killing of Christians.  In fact, it almost seems like it was the other way around.

Meanwhile, Pastor Wiles’ Republican allies immediately jumped to his defense, claiming the Pastor was only joking, adding that Rick Wiles rather fancies himself as an “evangelical poet”-  and that he only used the term “Jew,” because it rhymes so easily with “coup.”  Well, well - now if that ain’t a fine “how do you do!”

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