MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Pulling All Ads from Fox News

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he will be pulling all his ads from Fox News, after Fox declined to run a commercial linked to his efforts to promote claims of widespread fraud in the 2020 presidential election. MyPillow is considered among Fox News’ major advertisers, spending nearly $50 million on ads there last year alone.

Good grief, you mean Mike Lindell is back in the news again? Apparently, Lindell’s “traveling shitshow” never sleeps. Maybe one of his pillows might help with that? Now, I’m certainly no legal analyst, but it sure sounds a lot like Fox may just be trying to avoid getting into one of those nasty MyLawsuits.

That said, it sure seems like poor Fox News has been losing advertisers faster than Red State meth users are losing their teeth. Hell, after MyPillow pulls all their ads, about the only sponsors Fox will have left - will be products like Preparation H, Life Alert, home catheter delivery, and erectile dysfunction ads.

Now, just like Mike Lindell, I’d sure hate to spread unsubstantiated conspiracy theories around, but if I were a card-carrying QAnon member, I think I’d look into whether the untimely death of ultra-conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, may have been the result of being smothered to death - by one of Mike’s pillows.

Of course, just like all of Mike’s election fraud allegations, there’s absolutely no evidence whatsoever that anything like that ever occurred, but what harm would it be to look into it anyway? Which makes me wonder, is it just me, or does it seem like Mike Lindell was doing far less damage back in the good old days - when he was just a crackhead, and not a millionaire?

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