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Gallup Finds Only 45% Of Republicans Believe In Science


As deadly new variants of the coronavirus are spreading rapidly around the globe, a disturbing new Gallup poll found American confidence in science has split heavily along party lines, with 79 percent of Democrats expressing confidence in science, while only 45 percent of Republicans say they believe in science. 

Really?  Oh, for the love of Trump!  And, from the looks of things, it also appears a lot of these same Trump Republicans don’t have much “confidence” in dental hygiene either.  Don’t laugh, good folks like these have kept denture makes and dental implant centers in business for years.  Why, what’s more American than a water glass with dentures soaking in it, resting on a night stand next to your bed?


Besides, with the good folks like Tucker Carlson, Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), and Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) - keeping “patriots” informed about all the evils and dangers of COVID vaccines, who needs science?  After all, you don't need to believe in Darwinism - to win a Darwin Award.  And while we’re at it, let us not forget - gravity is just a theory.  


Why, the truth be known, when you compare the numbers of dead (625,000 to 909), charlatans like Tucker, Greene and Boebert actually make the Rev. Jim Jones seem like some sort of humanitarian.  Now, some may ask, what’s the benefit of giving out bogus health information that might kill off a lot of your followers?  Well, it turns out that it isn’t only science - but it also that appears math and statistics aren’t particularly strong suits for these folks either.


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